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#2 Being nice to girls only gets your friends laid

flowers, poems, candy, kindness all equal going home alone while a guy who pushes her head in a puddle gets a bj. no justice in this world
 
 
 
 

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That kid is going to grow up so stable and he is going to have all the answers. Wow. He’s so lucky to have Uncle Stanley.

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got nothing against journey, but you’d have to be drunk and/or coked-out to endure DON’T STOP BELIEVING on repeat…

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aint it a hoot being a badddd boy

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I don’t know if I agree…I usually make fun of the “fat friends”, because deep down inside, all the hot girls know their fat friends are fat…it’s a little joke I keep between me and the pretty one in case there’s a lull in conversation, I can always pick it back up by saying something like, “Hey, where did your friends disappear to? They have a golf tourname... more >

I don’t know if I agree…I usually make fun of the “fat friends”, because deep down inside, all the hot girls know their fat friends are fat…it’s a little joke I keep between me and the pretty one in case there’s a lull in conversation, I can always pick it back up by saying something like, “Hey, where did your friends disappear to? They have a golf tournament to hover over, or something”? That usually gets a smile. :) Good job.

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This is why I drink alone.

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I wish any of my uncles were as cool as you, uncle stanley.

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