"Revenge for the Lonely Diner": Full reading.

Description: Originally written for Joshua Heuertz's "Neo-Variety Show" in the mid-2000's but never produced. Michael Meyer was asked by Camelot Theater in Talent, Oregon to do an evening of play readings similar to the ones he did at Paschal Winery for Ashland Community Theater. He called me and the rest is if not history, at least five minutes of solid comedy. Not much else to say except that this piece is dedicated to young lovers everywhere...who should be damn grateful that I prefer to cook at home for myself. Yeah, and frack you too!