Years of abuse by Uncle Phil take their toll on the Fresh Prince's best friend, DJ... more »

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December 09, 2014
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> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JAZZ?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BIG FOOT!

> OF COURSE THERE IS UNCLE PHIL.
I'M LOOKING RIGHT
AT HIM YOU FAT ASS.
(he laughs)

> WHOO...

> AHH....

> IS IT BAD?

> WELL IT'S NOT GOOD.
ALRIGHT, MR. JEFF, LOOK I JUST DON'T
KNOW HOW MUCH MORE
TRAMA YOUR BODY CAN TAKE.

> HMM...

> I MEAN OVER THE PAST TEN YEARS
IT LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU'VE
HAD SCULL FRACTURES, A PUNCTURED
SPINE, AND MAJOR
BRAIN DAMAGE.

> (he laughs) Yep.

> NOPE, NOT FUNNY, ONE MORE BODY
THROW AND YOU COULD DIE.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON AGGRAVATING
THIS UNCLE PHIL SO MUCH?

> I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T AVOID IT.
W-WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO, HUH?
GO LIVE IN THE WOODS?
(music plays)
(you hear the sound of an insect buzzing)
HUH...
HELLO?
(sound of a large animal groaning)

> GEOFFREY?
(sound of someone beatboxing)
HELLO?
IS SOMEONE BEATBOXING,
IN THE WOODS?
OH MY GOD, SOMEONE IS
BEATBOXING IN THE WOODS.
(he's gasping for air)

> SWEET JESUS, DON'T
STOP BEATBOXING.
DON'T STOP BEATBOXING.
DON'T STOP BEATBOXING.
DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP...
WHOA.
(huge animal growl is heard)

> WHOA.
(Big Foot snarls)

> BIG FOOT?
(Big Foot snarls in reply)

> BIG FOOT!
(big foot replies)

> WHAT YOU DOING BIG FOOT?
SO STRONG...

> AHH...

> THE LAST TIME I SAW JAZZY JEFF,
I WAS THROWING HIM
OUT MY HOUSE FOR CALLING
ME A FAT ASS,
AND THAT WAS A COUPLE
OF DAYS AGO.

> NO WORRIES, UNCLE PHIL. I'LL
SEND OUT A MISSING PERSONS REPORT
FOR JAZZY JEFF, AND HE'LL BE
BACK HERE IN NO TIME.
(sound of glass shattering)

> JAZZ!

> UNCLE PHIL...
IS THAT YOU?

> NO DOUBT IT'S ME.

> HE'S REAL.
BIG FOOT.

> HE'S GONE.

> WHOO...
(music plays)

> WE ENJOY A LOT OF LAUGHS ON
THE SET OF THE FRESH PRINCE
OF BEL-AIR.

> YES, WE DO, BUT WE WANT TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT A
VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE. THROWING
PEOPLE'S BODIES OUT OF YOUR HOUSE
IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

> SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT,
OR WORSE, DIE.

> RIGHT BIG FOOT?

> RIGHT.
BIG FOOT?
(they all laugh)
(Big Foot growls and snarls
and the others scream)

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