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(2 of 99 Chapters) My grandmother taught me the most valuable lesson in life. I loved her anyway but this made me love her more.

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MrCelsius

MrCelsius

I was imagining that playing in slow-motion, I'm Laughing My Ass Off right now.

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Put the lotion in the basket. Funny stuff.

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damn, if only my boobs were big enough to suckle while i masturbate!!!

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that is messed up and funny! way to take it to the limit!

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i masterbate like my dog…well, i wish i could…

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So do i.

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