Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis shares her delicious Thanksgiving Day meal tips... more »

Full Credits

Staring Giada de Laurentiis
Talent: Kirstin Eggers, Will McLaughlin, Clayton Long, Ele Woods, Jon Mackey, Jackie Loeb, Bill Kottkamp, Sarah De La Isla and Trevor Martin
Writer: Owen Burke
Director: Bryan Madole
Producer: Eleanor Winkler
Coordinator: Jasmin Guzman
DP: Matt Sweeney
Editor: Hannah Levy
1AC: Jorel Odell
2AC: Chris Marius Jones
Gaffer: Jenn Cohen
Best Boy Electric: Dustin Supencheck
Key Grip: David Gilmore
Swing: Joe Jackson
Production Design: Ashley Swanson
Set Dresser: Megan Sunzeri
Sound: Leo Nasca
Boom Op: Mike Robertson
HMU: Abby Lyle
Wardrobe: John Thompson
PAs: Adam Laupus, Glenn Fellman, Carlo Gonzalez
Graphics: Shawn James
Color: Marty Cramer
Special thanks to: Natasha Wynnyk


Giada de Laurentiis: We all love gathering
together for Thanksgiving,
Giada de Laurentiis: but sometimes spending
too much time with family
Giada de Laurentiis: can be challenging.
[interposing voices]
Will McLaughlin: If we really want safety,
and peace in the Middle East.
Will McLaughlin: We invade every
single country.
Giada de Laurentiis: Giada: Wouldn't it be great
if you could just drown it out.
Giada de Laurentiis: Well now you can.
Giada de Laurentiis: Introducing, Giada's
Deafening Delicious
Giada de Laurentiis: Thanksgiving Meal.
Giada de Laurentiis: A meal so crispy and crunchy
you can't hear
Giada de Laurentiis: your family.
Male: Going to war is fascist.
Also, God is fascist.
Male: Am I right?
Male: Also, boutique cupcake
factories are fascist...
Giada de Laurentiis: It all starts with
the turkey.
Giada de Laurentiis: I slather the skin
with butter, and finish
Giada de Laurentiis: it with high heat which
makes for a savory,
Giada de Laurentiis: more importantly,
crackly skin.
Ele Woods: Is that meat?
I'm a vegan.
Ele Woods: I'm going to get my
nipples pierced in
Ele Woods: solidarity with
the cows.
Giada de Laurentiis: Giada: Don't worry. There are
plenty of vegetarian sides.
Giada de Laurentiis: Like my crispy, roasted
brussels sprouts.
Ele Woods: Basically what happens
is a man comes and he
Ele Woods: squeezes your breasts...
Giada de Laurentiis: And my chopped salad
with cabbage, walnuts,
Giada de Laurentiis: chickpeas, bacon, and
toasted Tuscan croutons.
Male: And I'm going to
give you the 411
Male: on 911. Alright, it was
an inside job. Get it? Dig it?
Giada de Laurentiis: So crunchy.
Male: Tom Brady's going
to score 10 touchdowns,
Male: and I'm going to win a
million bucks from Draft Duel, okay.
Male: And the first think
I'm going to do is throw a
Male: big middle finger at all
of you, and the second
Male: thing I'm going to do
is move out of your basement
Male: Uncle Jerry.
Will McLaughlin: Alright. Great. Good.
Because you have ruined
Will McLaughlin: all my Don't Tread on Me
flags with your bong smoke...
Giada de Laurentiis: And mashed potatoes
with pop rocks.
Giada de Laurentiis: Sorry, I was running out
crunchy stuff, but trust
Giada de Laurentiis: me, it's better than
hearing about your
Giada de Laurentiis: Aunt Betty's
plantar warts.
Aunt Betty: It's like walking on
garden gnomes with
Aunt Betty: your pointy hats digging
into my feet. I mean that...
Giada de Laurentiis: Giada: And soon, everyone
is enjoying the meal.
Giada de Laurentiis: Giada: You will give
thanks with each bite.
Sarah De La Isla: Mom, dad, I'm pregnant.
Sarah De La Isla: And Zeke, and I are
moving in together,
Sarah De La Isla: on an ashram in Syria,
where we will raise our
Sarah De La Isla: baby to be a communist.
Bill Kottkamp: We're pretty stoked.
Bill Kottkamp: We're going to
share everything.
[interposing voices]
Will McLaughlin: This is your daughter.
Ele Woods: You can get
impregnated by...
[interposing voices]
Giada de Laurentiis: Giada: And when all
else fails, be thankful
Giada de Laurentiis: for frozen wine.
[interposing voices]
Giada de Laurentiis: Happy Thanksgiving.