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Not another pregnancy comedy...
Published November 17, 2011 290k views More Info ยป
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Written by Pat Bishop and Dan Siegel
Edited by Pat Bishop
2,956 Funny Votes
1,775 Die Votes
290,060 Views
Published November 17, 2011

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Voiceover: (whispering) Exclusive.

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(music)

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(girls yelling)

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Bella: I'm sorry, I told
them not to let me play.

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Girl in Tshirt: Hey,
you're from Arizona, right?

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Aren't people from Arizona supposed
to be really tan? (laughing)

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(hip hop music)

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(brakes squealing)

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Bella: You pushed it away with your hand.

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Edward: Nobody's going to believe you.

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Bella: I wasn't going to tell anybody.

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(pop music)

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Edward: Do you want to go for a swim?

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(music)

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What is it?

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Bella: I'm late.

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I'm glad you got my message.

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Girl on Phone: It's
probably just a food baby.

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Did you have a big lunch?

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Store Clerk: This is one doodle
that can't be undid, home skillet.

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(acoustic music)

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Dad: You're pregnant?

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Who's the father?

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Girl in Tshirt: Edward Cullen.

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Dad: I didn't think he had it in him.

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Girl on Phone: I know, right?

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(yelling)

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(music continues)

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Red-haired Man: The fetus isn't
compatible with your body.

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It's too strong and fast-growing.

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Girl on Phone: Do you think the baby come

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and all scratch your vag on the way out?

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(acoustic music)

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Ultrasound Tech: And there's your
baby and there are the fangs.

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(eerie scream)

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Girl on Phone: You could go into
early labor sucking face like that.

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Shirtless Man: You
cannot let these monsters

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have any part of your
child's life, all right?

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I'm going to be there to rear your child.

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Man with beard: Don't
let him near your kid,

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he wants to rear your child.

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Edward: He's not going
to touch her. (growling)

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Voiceover: Fox Searchlight
proudly presents

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a comedy about life and the
bumps along the way. (rock music)

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Edward: Marry me.

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(music continues)

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(growling and screaming)

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Dad: The best thing you can do
is find a person who loves you

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for exactly what you are.

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(music continues)

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Shirtless Man: I'm going
to go sneak a peak,

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see if there's anything I can do.

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(yelling)

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I shouldn't have gone in there.

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(music continues)

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