Libya (A Song Parody)

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Libya, oh Libya,

What happened to Libya?

Libya is no big deal now.

They’re making oil too high to buy it.

As their people march and riot.

Libya, oh Libya, it rhymes with Chlamydia

Libya is no threat at all.

Their leader’s a Colonel, who wears a big sash,

It makes him sweat and might give him a rash,

He’s a big creep but he’s got some good hash.

You can get really high in Libya.

La la la,  la la la,  la la la,  la la la

When their flag was unfurled,

Couldn’t conquer the world.

It didn’t matter when or where.

Every time they’d attack, they would always turn back.

Even afraid of Rhode Island and Delaware.

La la la,  la la la,  la la la,  la la la

Of Libya, oh Libya, what happened to Libya,

Libya is no big deal now.

Her army’s best when it’s relaxin’

Their work ethic’s like Jesse Jackson.

Libya, oh Libya, check Wikipedia

It says the whole country’s a joke.

They have some money, it’s mostly from oil,

They’re friendly to business, unless you’re a moil. 

It’s hot everyday so get ready to broil,

You’ll sweat a lot in Libya.

La la la,  la la la,  la la la,  la la la

Come along and see Khadaffi on his terrace,

He’s dressed up too silly to scare us.

Everybody wonders just what kind of drug he’s on.

Out in public with his silk pajamas on.

La la la,  la la la,  la la la,  la la la

Even Sara Palin is failin’ to find it.

On a big map with Glenn Beck right behind it.

Too inconsequential to get much attention.

Ahmadinejad won’t give you a mention

la la la,  la la la,  la la la,  la la la

Oh Libya, oh Libya, and now Wikipedia

Says that your good times have past.

You used to yell and rattle your sword,

You scared the Hell out of President Ford,

Now you look so silly and we’re all just bored.

We’re finally over Libya.