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Published February 11, 2014 720 views More Info »
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Starring: Natalie Morales
Director/Concept by: Natalie Morales
Editor/Producer: Mars Rising
DP/Editor: Tom Lipka & Jon Enge
Producer: Ally Hord
Producer: Bette Bentley
Gaffer: Matt Sweeney
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
PA: Cole Macfarlane
Makeup By: Leigh Schwartz
Sound by: Ryan Kaiser
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Published February 11, 2014

TO NORA. [BEEP]
TH OF DECEMBER, 1909, DUBLIN.
MY SWEET LITTLE WHORISH NORA.
I DID AS YOU TOLD ME, YOU DIRTY LITTLE GIRL,
AND PULLED MYSELF OFF TWICE WHEN I READ YOUR LETTER.
I AM DELIGHTED TO SEE THAT YOU DO LIKE BEING [BEEP]
ARSEWAYS.
YES, NOW I CAN REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WHEN I [BEEP] YOU FOR
SO LONG BACKWARDS.
IT WAS THE DIRTIEST [BEEP] I EVER GAVE YOU DARLING.
MY [BEEP] WAS STUCK IN YOU FOR HOURS,
[BEEP] IN, AND OUT UNDER YOUR UPTURNED RUMP.
I FELT YOUR FAT SWEATY BUTTOCKS UNDER MY BELLY,
AND SAW YOUR FLESHED FACE, AND MAD EYES.
AND EVERY [BEEP] I GAVE YOU, YOUR SHAMELESS TONGUE
CAME BURSTING OUT THROUGH YOUR LIPS, AND IF I GAVE YOU A
BIGGER STRONGER [BEEP] THAN USUAL, FAT DIRTY FARTS, CAME
SPUTTERING OUT YOUR BACK SIDE.
YOU HAD AN ARSE FULL OF FARTS THAT NIGHT DARLING,
AND I [BEEP] THEM OUT OF YOU.
BIG FAT FELLOWS.
LONG WINDY ONES.
QUICK LITTLE MARY CRACKS, AND A LOT OF
LITTLE TINY NAUGHTY FARTIES ENDING IN A LONG
GUSH FROM YOUR [BEEP].
IT IS WONDERFUL TO [BEEP] A FARTING WOMAN, WHENEVER
HE [BEEP] DRIES ONE OUT OF HER.
I THINK I WOULD NO NORA'S FART ANYWHERE.
I THINK I COULD PICK HER'S OUT IN A ROOM FULL OF FARTING WOMAN.
IT IS A RATHER GIRLISH NOISE. NOT LIKE THE WET WINDY FART
WHICH I IMAGINE, FAT WIVES HAVE.
IT IS SUDDEN, AND DRY, AND DIRTY LIKE WHAT A BOLD GIRL WOULD
LET OFF IN FUN, IN A SCHOOL DORMITORY AT NIGHT.
I HOPE NORA WILL LET OFF NO END OF HER FARTS IN MY FACE,
SO THAT I MAY KNOW THEIR SMELL ALSO.
YOU SAY, WHEN I GO BACK YOU WILL [BEEP] ME OFF,
AND YOU WANT ME TO LICK YOUR [BEEP], YOU LITTLE DEPRAVED BLAGGARD.
I HOPE YOU WILL SURPRISE ME SOMETIME WHEN I AM ASLEEP DRESSED,
STEEL OVER TO ME WITH A WHORE'S GLOW, AND YOUR SLUMBEROUS EYES,
GENTLY UNDO BUTTON AFTER BUTTON, AND THE FLY OF MY TROUSERS AND GENTLY,
AND TAKE OUT YOUR LOVERS FAT [BEEP].
LAP IT UP IN YOUR MOIST MOUTH, AND SUCK AWAY AT IT UNTIL IT GETS FATTER,
AND STIFFER, AND [BEEP] OFF IN YOUR MOUTH.
SOMETIMES, I TOO SHALL SURPRISE YOU ASLEEP.
LIFT UP YOUR SKIRTS, AND OPEN YOUR DRAWERS GENTLY, AND THEN
LIE DOWN BY YOU, AND BEGIN TO LICK LAZILY AROUND YOUR [BEEP].
YOU'LL BEGIN TO STIR UNEASILY, AND THEN I WILL LICK THE LIPS OF
MY DARLING'S [BEEP].
YOU WILL BEGIN TO GROWN, AND GRUNT, AND SIGH, AND FART,
WITH LUST IN YOUR SLEEP.
THEN I WILL LICK UP FASTER AND FASTER, LIKE A RAVENOUS DOG
UNTIL YOUR [BEEP] IS A MASSIVE SLIME, AND YOUR BODY WRIGGLING WILDLY.
OH, GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE FARTING NORA.
MY DIRTY LITTLE [BEEP] BIRD.
THERE'S ONE LOVELY WORD DARLING, THAT YOU HAVE UNDERLINED
TO MAKE ME PULL MYSELF OFF BETTER.
WRITE ME MORE ABOUT THAT.
AND YOURSELF.
SWEETLY.
DIRTIER.
DIRTIER...
JIM.

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