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MALL HARD pitch

This was from the "Pitchfest" at the Sundance Film Festival in 2000. I had to make a video where I had less than 5 minutes to pitch my screenplay to execs. This is what I came up with.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: The Sundance Film Festival less than 5 minutes mall hard sundance pitchfest screenplay script pitch hollywood exec

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lux

lux

i’m. so. there.

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curtiscovington

curtiscovington

That’s pretty damn funny!

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kbeeson

kbeeson

well, i love the breakfast club, so i guess im half way there?

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SighWhatever

mall hard 2 sounds better

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BGHComedy

BGHComedy

You sold me.

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channel59

channel59

shoot the trailer yourself !!

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channel59

channel59

sounds good!!

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

I’ll see it but only if the kids from the unpopular social circles die an agonizing death at the end.

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jbmcpart

jbmcpart

I love the explanation.

I also love Fionna Apple and contribute to feeding her all the time.

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