Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney

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FEMALE NARRATOR: This is your
daily inspiration
with former Vice President
Dick Cheney.
Living well is the best revenge.
Bullshit.
Living forever is the only revenge.
Imagination is more important
than knowledge.
Remember that when you're
being waterboarded.
( clicks teeth )
Any man you see drinking a
smoothie was molested as a child.
Some say God doesn't give you
more than you can handle.
God should take away their
ability to speak.
Whenever I get the chance, I get
into staring contests
with my own reflection.
I win every time.
Fuck you.
FEMALE NARRATOR: Thank you for
watching your
Daily Inspiration with
Dick Cheney.

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