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Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage "spread" the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government.
Published May 04, 2012 2.3m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer & Andrea Savage & Gavin Pierce
Writer/Director - Andrea Savage
Producer - Alex Richanbach & Lauren Palmigiano
Director of Photography - Jonathan Nicholas
Production Designer - Martin Vallejo
Hair and Makeup - Emily Rae
Kate Beckinsale's Hair - Adriana Trevizo
Kate Beckinsale's Make Up - Molly Stern
Sound - BoTown Sound
Gaffer - Nathan Carballo
1st Assistant Camera - Erin Olesen
PA - Ross Buran
Special Thanks to Matt Jones
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Published May 04, 2012

[Music Playing]

Andrea Savage: Oh. I'm a busy woman. With a lot on my plate. And I'm a Republican.

Judy Greer: I need a government that can move with the times. And I am a Republican.

Kate Beckinsale: What do real Republican women want from their government?

Judy Greer: I don't want government in my banks.

Andrea Savage: I don't want government in my classrooms.

Kate Beckinsale: Where do I want government? In my vagina!

Andrea Savage: In my vagina.

Judy Greer: Way, way, deep. Up, up there in my vagina.

Andrea Savage: In my mother's vagina.

Judy Greer: In my daughter's vagina.

Kate Beckinsale: [Sniffles] In my great grandmother's vagina.

Andrea Savage: My right to choose? What about my right to choose to not have a choice?

Kate Beckinsale: Being a woman means having a vagina. But, it doesn't mean we want to have control of it.

Andrea Savage: They're gooshy and they secrete things. Have you ever really looked at it? It looks like an unshaven clown.

Judy Greer: They're actually kind of scary. They're like a black hole. Like a massive black hole that lures thousands of stars into its unrelenting gravitational pull. No, no, n-n-n-no. Not thousand. Just one. Sorry. I messed, I messed that up. It's one star. It lures one star.

Andrea Savage: Joey! You can't have a cookie before dinner. Look, I make big decisions all day. And now the Democrats want me to make even more?

Judy Greer: I could have the government provide access to affordable birth control. Decide when I want to get pregnant, and do tests on the fetus to make sure it's healthy and then have a baby.

Kate Beckinsale: Or, the government could restrict birth control, up my chances of getting pregnant with an unwanted child.

Andrea Savage: Forcing me to have an invasive vaginal ultrasound with no diagnostic purpose.

Judy Greer: Scare me into refusing tests that they say more often than not end in abortion.

Kate Beckinsale: And then have a baby. It's just easier.

Judy Greer: Who are you gonna listen to? Your doctor?

Andrea Savage: Or a Republican?

Kate Beckinsale: Don't you want someone like your dad in your vagina? I do.

Andrea Savage: I do.

Judy Greer: Oh! I'd love to have my dad involved in my vagina!

Andrea Savage: Luckily, during rape and incest, my omnipotent vagina knows it's wrong and secretes a hormone to keep me from getting pregnant. We all win!

Kate Beckinsale: Let the Oval Office take care of your oval office.

Judy Greer: Open up your legs and let the government in.

[Descending Whistle]

Announcer: Paid for by the Real Republican Real Women of Real America.

[Music Playing]

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