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Me and my housemate was bored. This was after I took over FAKEBOOK from the FUCKEN... more »
Published August 08, 2010 180 views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
MY HOUSEMATE (He is very clever and will not be named)
MY BROTHER ROSS (He isn't *really* my brother, and was responsible for that soft cock wank "Girlin" last year. Notice how HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ME?!?!?)
MY BROTHER ALBERT (Now known as VOIT STARR, he has a following on FakeBook and apparently a fetish for girly men. Go figure.)
MY BROTHER BEN (He died in a car accident on a slippery hill in Tweed Heads, and some fucken CUNT IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES WAS DRIVING)
MY DAD (YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CUNT OF ALL)
MUM (Thanks mum)
EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BETRAYED ME (Ah, kicken yaself now hey cunts?!)
AND OUR NEIGHBOUR _____ AND HIS MATES :P
Damian goes crazy in the kitchen because his housemate "______" or "_____" has been awake all night using his computer to pick up chicks and stalk Paris Hilton.

Choice clips that aren't in the video for some reason:

* Damo threatening to call the armed forces and the... um... rest of sentence removed cos _____ said it was too dangerous ;)
* A space shuttle plumetting into the kitchen and killing them both
* A week of fucken mind fucken shit on FakeBook and Twitter and shit.
* Damo making a really good coffee with my 15 bar mini cappucino machine
* Damo walking down to the shops acting like he's on camera and chuckling as the zombies look for said camera
* THE AWESOME NEW SOLO STRONG, YOU GOT THE BALLS? C-C-C-COLD WHEN THE *MONKEY* TURNS BLUE
* Damo writing this shit and uploading the video
* The 100 black DVD cases that were just delivered
* The 800+ photos documenting the strangest week of Damo's life (and he's had some hum dingers!)
* The AUTOBOX, Damo's old computer. It's powerful, full of dangerous information, and it's the fucken leader of the autobots. Grrr.
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