This Actually Happens in Twilight: Breaking Dawn
We heard that the script for the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movie wasn't going to be anything like the book! Afraid that the true genius of Stephenie Meyer would never see a faithful... more »
We heard that the script for the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movie wasn't going to be anything like the book! Afraid that the true genius of Stephenie Meyer would never see a faithful adaptation, we took it upon ourselves to properly bring the novel to life. « less
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Shot, edited, adapted by Dan Milano
Starring Simon Wiscombe as Edward
Patty Guggenheim as Bella
and Dan Milano as Jacob
With
Kim Wong
AJ Nowack
Edward Fairchild
CC Swiney
Stephanie Dozier
Jon Angelico
and
Greg Boytos
Additional editing by Brian Retchless
Shot, edited, adapted by Dan Milano
Starring Simon Wiscombe as Edward
Patty Guggenheim as Bella
and Dan Milano as Jacob
With
Kim Wong
AJ Nowack
Edward Fairchild
CC Swiney
Stephanie Dozier
Jon Angelico
and
Greg Boytos
Additional editing by Brian Retchless
Added almost 3 years ago
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291 die votes
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We heard that the script for the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movie wasn't going to be anything like the book! Afraid that the true genius of Stephenie Meyer would never see a faithful adaptation, we took it upon ourselves to properly bring the novel to life.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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You've seen Bella choose between Edward and Jacob
You've seen Werewolves fighting Vampires
But nothing can prepare you for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the movie event that brings the shocking conclusion of the Twilight series to life
See a vampire bachelor party
Witness vampire honeymoon snorkeling
Be there for vampire sex so rough it knocks Bella unconscious for 12 hours straight
Visit a secret Brazilian vampire honeymoon island with plasma TVs and awesome DVD collections
Bella gets pregnant crazy fast, OH... and Edward can read it's thoughts.
Bella, a human, starts drinking tall cups of blood through a straw only to PROJECTILE VOMIT BLOOD EVERYWHERE late
A VAMPIRE FETUS breaks two of Bella's RIBS, SHATTERS HER PELVIS AND SEVERS HER SPINE FROM INSIDE?!?
WEREWOLVES COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY TO EACH OTHER about VAMPIRE ABORTIONS
Edward gives a C section with HIS TEETH and a breast feeding baby sinks her fangs into her mother's breasts
BUT IT ALL LEADS UP TO THE BIGGEST REVELATION OF ALL. What Devin Faraci says is THE REASON WHY THOMAS EDISON INVENTED THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
A were wolf falling in love with a baby.
Thats right... a WEREWOLF falling in love with a F__KING BABY
IN THIS NEXT TWILIGHT A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN
A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
(yes we read it.)
You've seen Werewolves fighting Vampires
But nothing can prepare you for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the movie event that brings the shocking conclusion of the Twilight series to life
See a vampire bachelor party
Witness vampire honeymoon snorkeling
Be there for vampire sex so rough it knocks Bella unconscious for 12 hours straight
Visit a secret Brazilian vampire honeymoon island with plasma TVs and awesome DVD collections
Bella gets pregnant crazy fast, OH... and Edward can read it's thoughts.
Bella, a human, starts drinking tall cups of blood through a straw only to PROJECTILE VOMIT BLOOD EVERYWHERE late
A VAMPIRE FETUS breaks two of Bella's RIBS, SHATTERS HER PELVIS AND SEVERS HER SPINE FROM INSIDE?!?
WEREWOLVES COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY TO EACH OTHER about VAMPIRE ABORTIONS
Edward gives a C section with HIS TEETH and a breast feeding baby sinks her fangs into her mother's breasts
BUT IT ALL LEADS UP TO THE BIGGEST REVELATION OF ALL. What Devin Faraci says is THE REASON WHY THOMAS EDISON INVENTED THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
A were wolf falling in love with a baby.
Thats right... a WEREWOLF falling in love with a F__KING BABY
IN THIS NEXT TWILIGHT A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN
A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY
(yes we read it.)
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