Teacher's Lounge – Episode 1 “First Period”
- A Teacher's Lounge
School Bell Ringing
I hate this period.
Be grateful for it. I
had to take nine pregnancy tests last week.
Um… never mind.
I need your advice
The guy you met last
week at Coffee Bean.
No, my student David
Parker, he replaced all the pencils in my pencil cup holder with
tampons. I asked him where he got tampons and he said from my purse.
Brilliant. I wish I would’ve thought of that.
Whether it was funny is
not the point. This kid was in my purse.
Who cares? It’s not
like he’s gonna find anything of value of in there.
That’s not true. I
have 52 cents a day until our next pay period.
But we just got paid.
Our friendship is so
good for my self-esteem.
I’m sorry. I’m just
so exhausted today and my back is killing me.
Woke up in the wrong
side of the bed?
More like under the
Oh, God do I even wanna
know where this is going?
I met this amazing guy
last night when I went out getting a Big Gulp. He taught me how to
play this awesome game called find the Pop Tart.
just ruined my favorite breakfast food.
Look, I know just the
thing to make you feel better. Tell little Mr. David Parker to be in
my room for recess tomorrow for a detention.
Detention is a joke to
Trust me on this.
PHOTO OF DAVID IN CAROL’S CLASSROOM WITH TAMPONS STICKING OUT OF
HIS NOSE AND EARS.
If you tell anyone,
I’ll text this photo to every kid in the sixth grade. (TO KAREN)
That’ll teach him to stay out a teacher’s purse.