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The
Teacher's Lounge – Episode 1 “First Period”
INT.
- A Teacher's Lounge
SFX-
School Bell Ringing
Karen
I hate this period.
Carol
Be grateful for it. I
had to take nine pregnancy tests last week.
Karen
What?
Carol
Um… never mind.
Karen
I need your advice
about David.
Carol
The guy you met last
week at Coffee Bean.
Karen
No, my student David
Parker, he replaced all the pencils in my pencil cup holder with
tampons. I asked him where he got tampons and he said from my purse.
Carol
(Laughing) Tampons.
Brilliant. I wish I would’ve thought of that.
Karen
Whether it was funny is
not the point. This kid was in my purse.
Carol
Who cares? It’s not
like he’s gonna find anything of value of in there.
Karen
That’s not true. I
have 52 cents a day until our next pay period.
Carol
But we just got paid.
Karen
Our friendship is so
good for my self-esteem.
Carol
I’m sorry. I’m just
so exhausted today and my back is killing me.
Karen
Woke up in the wrong
side of the bed?
Carol
More like under the
bed.
Karen
Oh, God do I even wanna
know where this is going?
Carol
I met this amazing guy
last night when I went out getting a Big Gulp. He taught me how to
play this awesome game called find the Pop Tart.
Karen
Congratulations, you
just ruined my favorite breakfast food.
Carol
Look, I know just the
thing to make you feel better. Tell little Mr. David Parker to be in
my room for recess tomorrow for a detention.
Karen
Detention is a joke to
these kids.
Carol
Trust me on this.
CUT
TO:
STILL
PHOTO OF DAVID IN CAROL’S CLASSROOM WITH TAMPONS STICKING OUT OF
HIS NOSE AND EARS.
Carol (VO)
If you tell anyone,
I’ll text this photo to every kid in the sixth grade. (TO KAREN)
That’ll teach him to stay out a teacher’s purse.
END
OF EPISODE
Patience is a virtue...
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