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Published November 19, 2013 210k views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Bill Cosby
Writer - Bill Cosby
Introduction Animation: Funny Or Die
Animator and Director - Sascha Ciezata
Producer - Betsy Koch
Editor: Jose Flores
Composer: Emilie Levienaise-Farrouch
Sound - Sirius Radio Studio
Special Thanks to - Matt Blake, Michelle Fox and Sam Fishell

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(whistling music)

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(soft music)

3

Bill: I think that it's
important for us to go way back

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and thank the first human
beings, whoever, saw a turkey.

5

(turkey sounds)

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And thought, you know, if we
take the feathers off of this

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and the think around
the neck, and of course,

8

get rid of that head. And,
of course cut the feet off.

9

I think if we go inside and take
out all of the organs and things,

10

and heat it, cook it, this
will be absolutely delicious.

11

I don't know how difficult it
was to get others to try it.

12

Did he have to chase them
down? (running screaming)

13

Or, could it have also been
the brilliance of his wife

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to say, mmm, this needs some kind
of leaf or root or something.

15

Then they put different herbs
and what they call spices.

16

They really didn't know
what they were doing.

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But, they did it.

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Today, that bird is now art of
our whole of the United States.

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This is Bill Cosby saying Thanksgiving
is a time to eat and enjoy,

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and this also a time to find a way
to have a bed next to your chair

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at the table, so that you can roll
over from there and fall to sleep.

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(soft music)

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