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Monty Python - Self Defense against Fruit

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Added about 1 year ago

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Keywords: Monty Python self defense Flying Circus fruit

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gottadime

gottadime

16 tons = 32,000 pounds = comedy

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swordofLOL

swordofLOL

In case of being snuck upon by uglies with raspberries, You release the tiger!

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LizzyQ

LizzyQ

Fresh Fruit… always my weapon of choice.

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conburgandy

One of my favorites, I love this sketch.

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