Waitin Room Service

Hey DJ! I want everybody to stop what theyre doing. Now if you know that lung cancer is the number one cancer killer of women, And youre gonna take yo momma, grandmomma to Dr. Lunglove, make some noise

Meet me in the waitin room [x4]

[chorus]
If you have been wheezin, meet me in the waitin room
Bring your dyspnea and meet me in the waitin room

If you coughin up b... more >

Hey DJ! I want everybody to stop what theyre doing. Now if you know that lung cancer is the number one cancer killer of women, And youre gonna take yo momma, grandmomma to Dr. Lunglove, make some noise

Meet me in the waitin room [x4]

[chorus]
If you have been wheezin, meet me in the waitin room
Bring your dyspnea and meet me in the waitin room

If you coughin up blood, meet me in the waitin room,
Bring your hemoptysis, and meet me in the waitin room

We at the ER, OR, checkin you in. [x4]

[1ST VERSE]
Trouble wit that breathin stuff,
2 breaths in! And one gasp out!
That cancery stuff,
You raspy
So lets find your stage and if its T1, something can be done
Bring your lungs, its examination night,
The nurse just left, Ill love yo lungs tonight, Ill check your lobes, oh, you the unhealthy type.
Well, here goes some cell whites.
Now gimme that fee, that plastic that co-pay stuff, let me tell you what we got to do.
2+2, gonna diagnose you. Then we go 3 + 3, take a biopsy
Then we go 4 and 4, Lets call Pauly Shore, but first!

[Chorus]
We gonna get yo lungs checked so meet me in the waitin' room.
You don't want no cancer so meet meet me in the waitin' room.

Lung cancer is a killer so meet me in the waitin' room.
You say you're not a smoker, Lung Cancer can still get you.

You got that PPO, HMO, come on in! [x4]

[2ND VERSE]
Redbook party in the docta lobby


[2ND VERSE CONTD]
..Now give em that cash, that money that research stuff, let me tell you need to do,
Youre gon go 2+2, heres where ta donate to. Then gon go 3 and 3, a Non Profit in DC. Then youre gon go 4 and 4 Log on lunglove.com Lets Go!

[chorus]

Forget about that bike gang, and donate to the LCA
You can fund lung research, and donate to the LCA

Forget about makin it rain, and donate to the LCA
You can fight lung cancer, and just contact the LCA.

We at the hospital, mospital, checkin you in! [x4]