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Couples that drink white wine together have secrets.
Published June 25, 2013 170 views More Info »
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Written by Douglas Widick and Anna Callegari
Directed by Daniel Delorenzo
DP/Camera: Doug Horton
Produced by Douglas Widick, Co-Produced by Anna Callegari, Luke Koz, and Daniel Delorenzo
AC: Zach Miller
AD: Dan Moore
Grip: Jocelyn Roueiheb, Joel Straley
Music Production: Douglas Widick
Production Assistant: Dorothy Nguyen
Wardrobe: Stephanie Pezolano
CAST:
Julia Wiedeman
Dan Chamberlain
Austin Rodrigues
Mimi Fischer
Jim Knight
Max Crumm
Angela Kriese
Laura Parker
Jacqueline Lynch
Lauren Ireland
Stefan Schuette
Douglas Widick
Anna Callegari
Lyrics:
Hey look at them they're a white wine couple
Look at them they're a white wine couple
He's probably gay, or works with carpet all day
Look at them, look at them
When I'm waitin’ on a table, see a bottle that's white
I know in my heart that something isn't right
Are they divorced? Or making murderous plans?
The only excuse is if they're waiting for clams
No way, that ain't gonna work
The only people drinkin white wine are jerks
With mustaches and brown jackets
With a girlfriend named Linda and a poker racket
Hey look at them they're a white wine couple
Look at them they're a white wine couple
She's probably insane, with varicose veins
Look at them, look at them
I bring them the bottle, i'm prepared and scared
Cause a white wine couple always eats meats rare
Touching under the table
And payin with a diners club card, Bringin' cash ain't
Hard!
His name Marco her name is Jillian
They tell each other, "you're so brilliant"
But they both got depression and deep dark secrets
"I once killed a man and fed him to an egret"
Hey look at them they're a white wine couple
Look at them they're a white wine couple
She collects thumb tacks, he eats frequent snacks
Look at them, look at them
Hey look at them they're a white wine couple
Look at them they're a white wine couple
Make their own mayonnaise, both have BFA's
Look at them, look at them
12 Funny Votes
1 Die Votes
166 Views
Published June 25, 2013
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