MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA (Miley Cyrus Parody - THE SSP)

Description: BUY THIS ON iTUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/middle-class-in-the-usa/id392647901 BUY SHIRTS; http://thessp.ning.com/page/middle-class-in-the-usa I LOST MY JOB AND THEN MY SUCCESS BUT I HAVE A WORTHLESS COLLEGE DEGREE WELCOME TO TEETERING ON HOMELESSNESS I NEED A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE DEFERRED MY LOANS CUZ I COULDN'T PAY 'EM ON TIME LOOK TO THE FUTURE AND I SEE THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE IT'S GOT ME APPREHENSIVE EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE THE BUBBLE BURST AND I AM SURE YOU'VE HEARD THIS MY HOME EQUITY IS WORTHLESS I PAY MY TAXES TO BENEFIT A CEO BUT I WANNA KEEP MY CELL PHONE ON AND KEEP MY CABLE ON AND MAYBE FIX MY LAWN SO I PUT MY HANDS UP LIKE I'M GETTING ROBBED THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY CHARGING THE CARD RIGHT HERE CUZ I'M BOUNCING THE CHECK RIGHT THERE AND I COULD GET A BAILOUT IF I WAS GM OR IF MY NAME WAS FANNIE MAE YEAH I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA YEAH I'M MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA I COMMUTE IN MY CAR ITS A PIECE OF CRAP BUT I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE NOW LIKE WHY'S THIS DUDE BACK AT JIFFY LUBE DOES HE JUST GO THERE TO HANG OUT? SO HARD WHEN MY KIDS NEED BRACES AND I LOOK INTO THEIR MESSED UP FACES CUZ ORTHODONTICS GOT ME SKITTISH I GUESS I'LL TELL PEOPLE THEY'RE BRITISH IT'S DISCONCERTING WHEN MY CHILDREN COME HOME SICK WHEN I JUST LOST MY INSURANCE THAT'S WHEN THE ATM RETURNS MY CARD TO ME CUZ MY ACCOUNT WAS OVERDRAWN DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FUNDS SO NOW I'M PLAYIN' DONKEY KONG SO I PUT MY HANDS UP CUZ I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE WAY THINGS ARE THESE DAYS AM I BUYING GENERIC YEAH IS MY WIFE IN HYSTERICS YEAH CUZ I JUST TOLD HER I BOUGHT THE GROCERIES BY CASHING OUT MY 401K NO MORE CHEERIOS WHEN IT'S TIME TO START MY DAY IT'S HONEY TOASTED OATS FOR THE DISAPPEARING CLASS IN THE USA FEEL LIKE ROBBING A BANK TONIGHT (YEAH THAT SEEMS RIGHT) MAYBE I'LL START WITH COUNTRYWIDE (WHERE I RE-FIED) I WONDER HOW THEY SLEEP AT NIGHT (BUT I'MA BE ALRIGHT) CUZ I JUST BOUGHT SOME STOCK IN ASTROGLIDE SO I TAKE MY WIFE OUT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN FOR OUR TENTH ANNIVERSARY FILLING UP ON SALAD YEAH FREE BREADSTICKS WITHOUT A CARE I KNOW IT'S NOT THE RITZ BUT I'M ON A BUDGET AND WHEN YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE FAMILY YEAH YOU'RE ALSO MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA DESSERT WE SHARE CUZ WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA SO I THROW MY PLANS OUT FOR THAT SWIMMING POOL THE OLD ONE'S GONNA HAVE TO STAY CUZ THE ROOF NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED AND I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' MILLIONAIRE SO I'M SORRY KIDS BUT THAT DISNEY TRIP IS PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO WAIT I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR BUT WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYER WE'RE MIDDLE CLASS IN THE USA