Dwayne Johnson: We will have the best
goddamn sports management
division in the business.
Rob Corddry: I hired you for players.
You're going to have to--
Dwayne Johnson: Monetize my friendships.
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: 75 over 5.
15 million dollars a year...
Dwayne Johnson: Putting you right
between McCoy and J.J. Watt
Shawna Waldron: ICEBOX: I can tackle anything,
anytime, anywhere got that?
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: We're going
to hold a corporate event
Dwayne Johnson: bring more high income
athletes to the company.
Thomas Ian Nicholas: I'm Henry Rowengartner!
I'm the new pitcher!
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: That deal
is going to be huge.
Dwayne Johnson: He's a very popular
guy around the league.
Thomas Ian Nicholas: ♪ Pitcher's got a big butt ♪
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: We at
Dwayne Johnson: we believe in bridging
friendship and business.
Dwayne Johnson: You have that intangible
thing that comes around
Dwayne Johnson: once in a life time, okay?
Like Brady and Belichick.
Do you want to stay for dinner?
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: You let the
next contract be about your ego.
Dwayne Johnson: Right now the only
thing that matters is $40 million
Michael J. Fox: Uh, yeah.
I guess so.
MALE 1: No one cares about
these guys the way that you do.
Dwayne Johnson: SPENCER: I asked you
to start conducting yourself like
Dwayne Johnson: You keep fucking up like this,
you keep acting like a little kid,
Dwayne Johnson: you're going to
be broke and miserable.
Dwayne Johnson: That's the problem.
You don't think about shit.
Dwayne Johnson: You don't consider
Patrick Renna: What'd you say, crap face?
Dwayne Johnson: And you have no respect.
Patrick Renna: Watch it jerk!
Dwayne Johnson: I should be
handling his money.
Thomas Ian Nicholas: I'm not going to
be back next season.
Dwayne Johnson: You better wise the fuck up.
Thomas Ian Nicholas: There's other
things I want to do first.
Dwayne Johnson: [softly] Nobody will
give a fuck about you.
MALE 2: My client has
plans to sell some photographs
of your client.
Dwayne Johnson: You need to grow up.
No more nightclubs.
Dwayne Johnson: No more fucking
girls in the bathroom
-Yeah, it's been great.
-And no more fuckin' Twitter.
Thomas Ian Nicholas: Yes sir.