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The rumors about Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage are getting crazier every day.
Published August 18, 2014 98k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Featuring - Megan Ferguson, Jenn Schatz, Bryan Safi, Devin Das, Alex Richanbach, Kelly Kovacs, Chelsea Morgan, Dan Black, Ify Nwadiwe and Ben Sheehan.
EP - Jason Carden
Writer/Director - Lauren Palmigiano
Producer - Eleanor Winkler
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Editor - Ian Skalski
Gaffer - Ian Thomas
Grip - Bob Low
HMU - Sara Armijo
Stylist - Natalie Mcguire
Sound Mixer - Kayla Croft for BoTown Sound
Graphics - Jesse Benjamin
PAs - Emily Petros and Francisco Guzman

> I'M STILL HIGH FROM BEYONCÉ.
> HOW WAS JAY-Z?
> AH, HE'S AMAZING
TOO. THEY'RE
BASICALLY LIKE KING AND QUEEN.
> NOT FOR LONG THOUGH.
> TALKING ABOUT THE
DIVORCE RUMORS? BECAUSE
THAT'S NOT TRUE, THEY'RE FINE.
> I RECENTLY READ
THAT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EVEN
MAKE IT TO THEIR FINAL SHOW.
> ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z?
> MY FRIEND HERE IS STILL HIGH
FROM HER BEYONCÉ EXPERIENCE.
> I WENT TO THEIR SHOW AND
JAY BARELY LOOKED AT HER.
THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
> NO.
> YEAH, HE BASICALLY
LISTED THEIR
PROBLEMS WHEN HE
PERFORMED IT. NUMBER 1
SHE'S USES TO MUCH FAN.
WHICH SHE DOES. NUMBER--
> THEY SHOWED HOME VIDEOS
AND EVERYONE WAS SMILING.
> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z SPLITTING UP?
> I HEARD THEY GOT A SEATED
DIVORCE 16 MONTHS AGO.
> I HEARD THAT HE GAVE HER
EVERYTHING SO HE COULD START
AT THE BOTTOM, AND CLIMB
BACK TO THE TOP.
> YOU GUYS THEY LEFT,
THEY KISSED, HE PUT HIS ARMS
AROUND HER, AND
BEYONCÉ CRIED.
> YEAH, BECAUSE
THEY'RE OVER.
> NO.
> SORRY BUT I HEARD JAY WROTE
A NEW VERSION OF
CRAZY IN LOVE CALLED
BEYONCÉ'S CRAZY IN LOVE
AND I WANT
A SEPARATION.
> I HEARD THEY BUILT
A DUPLICATE
VERSION OF THEIR HOME IN
NEW YORK THAT HE LIVES IN,
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND
TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE.
> I HEARD THAT SHE'S
A ROBOT--
> I HEARD THAT
ELEVATOR FIGHT WAS
ABOUT SPAGHETTI.
> I HEARD SHE SHOT 2PAC.
> I HEARD SHE IS 2PAC.
> I HEARD THAT BEYONCÉ
HAS A FAKE LEG.
> I HEARD
JAY-Z'S REAL NAME IS CON SHARTER.
> WELL I HEARD
BEYONCÉ'S REAL NAME IS JILL.
> I HEARD THEY'RE NOT
EVEN PERFORMING TOGETHER.
THEY'RE USING HOLOGRAMS.
> I HEARD THEY'RE SIGNING
DIVORCE PAPERS ON STAGE
AT THE VMA'S.
> I HEARD THAT BEYONCÉ
DID NOT WAKE UP
LIKE THIS.
> YES SHE DID.
I HEARD PEOPLE LIVING
ON AN ISLAND IN THE
CARABEAN CALLED BEYONCÉ
LAND, AND IF YOU MENTION
JAY-Z YOU GET EXECUTED.
(everyone speaks at once)
> STOP, STOP, STOP...
STOP SPREADING NEGATIVE
ENERGY INTO THE UNIVERSE ABOUT
BEY AND JAY'S MARRIAGE.
SHE'S JUST A GIRL FROM H-TOWN.
HE'S JUST A BOY FROM BROOKLYN.
THEY'RE DRUNK
IN LOVE YOU GUYS. OK, IT'S REALLY
HARD TO BE A HIGH PROFILE COUPLE.
SORRY, GOD. I JUST REALLY DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE
SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT BEY.
> CLEARLY.
> DID YOU HEAR THAT
THEY'RE LIKE IN CHARGE
OF THE THE ILLUMINATI NOW?
> TOTALLY.
> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
> I DON'T EITHER BUT THEY
RUN IT, I THINK.

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