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The rumors about Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage are getting crazier every day.
Published August 18, 2014 95k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Featuring - Megan Ferguson, Jenn Schatz, Bryan Safi, Devin Das, Alex Richanbach, Kelly Kovacs, Chelsea Morgan, Dan Black, Ify Nwadiwe and Ben Sheehan.
EP - Jason Carden
Writer/Director - Lauren Palmigiano
Producer - Eleanor Winkler
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Editor - Ian Skalski
Gaffer - Ian Thomas
Grip - Bob Low
HMU - Sara Armijo
Stylist - Natalie Mcguire
Sound Mixer - Kayla Croft for BoTown Sound
Graphics - Jesse Benjamin
PAs - Emily Petros and Francisco Guzman

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>: I'M STILL HIGH FROM BEYONCÉ.

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>: HOW WAS JAY-Z?
>: AH, HE'S AMAZING
TOO. THEY'RE

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BASICALLY LIKE KING AND QUEEN.
>: NOT FOR LONG THOUGH.

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>: TALKING ABOUT THE
DIVORCE RUMORS? BECAUSE

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THAT'S NOT TRUE, THEY'RE FINE.
>: I RECENTLY READ

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THAT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EVEN
MAKE IT TO THEIR FINAL SHOW.

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>: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z?

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>: MY FRIEND HERE IS STILL HIGH
FROM HER BEYONCÉ EXPERIENCE.

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>: I WENT TO THEIR SHOW AND
JAY BARELY LOOKED AT HER.

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THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.

11

>: NO.
>: YEAH, HE BASICALLY
LISTED THEIR

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99 PROBLEMS WHEN HE
PERFORMED IT. NUMBER 1

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SHE'S USES TO MUCH FAN.
WHICH SHE DOES. NUMBER--

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>: THEY SHOWED HOME VIDEOS
AND EVERYONE WAS SMILING.

15

>: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
BEYONCÉ AND JAY-Z SPLITTING UP?

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>: I HEARD THEY GOT A SEATED
DIVORCE 16 MONTHS AGO.

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>: I HEARD THAT HE GAVE HER
EVERYTHING SO HE COULD START

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AT THE BOTTOM, AND CLIMB
BACK TO THE TOP.

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>: YOU GUYS THEY LEFT,
THEY KISSED, HE PUT HIS ARMS

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AROUND HER, AND
BEYONCÉ CRIED.
>: YEAH, BECAUSE

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THEY'RE OVER.
>: NO.

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>: SORRY BUT I HEARD JAY WROTE
A NEW VERSION OF

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CRAZY IN LOVE CALLED
BEYONCÉ'S CRAZY IN LOVE
AND I WANT

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A SEPARATION.
>: I HEARD THEY BUILT
A DUPLICATE

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VERSION OF THEIR HOME IN
NEW YORK THAT HE LIVES IN,

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BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND
TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE.

27

>: I HEARD THAT SHE'S
A ROBOT--
>: I HEARD THAT

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ELEVATOR FIGHT WAS
ABOUT SPAGHETTI.

29

>: I HEARD SHE SHOT 2PAC.
>: I HEARD SHE IS 2PAC.

30

>: I HEARD THAT BEYONCÉ
HAS A FAKE LEG.
>: I HEARD

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JAY-Z'S REAL NAME IS CON SHARTER.
>: WELL I HEARD

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BEYONCÉ'S REAL NAME IS JILL.
>: I HEARD THEY'RE NOT

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EVEN PERFORMING TOGETHER.
THEY'RE USING HOLOGRAMS.

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>: I HEARD THEY'RE SIGNING
DIVORCE PAPERS ON STAGE

35

AT THE VMA'S.
>: I HEARD THAT BEYONCÉ
DID NOT WAKE UP

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LIKE THIS.
>: YES SHE DID.

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I HEARD PEOPLE LIVING
ON AN ISLAND IN THE

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CARABEAN CALLED BEYONCÉ
LAND, AND IF YOU MENTION

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JAY-Z YOU GET EXECUTED.

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(everyone speaks at once)

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>: STOP, STOP, STOP...

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STOP SPREADING NEGATIVE
ENERGY INTO THE UNIVERSE ABOUT

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BEY AND JAY'S MARRIAGE.
SHE'S JUST A GIRL FROM H-TOWN.

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HE'S JUST A BOY FROM BROOKLYN.
THEY'RE DRUNK

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IN LOVE YOU GUYS. OK, IT'S REALLY
HARD TO BE A HIGH PROFILE COUPLE.

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SORRY, GOD. I JUST REALLY DON'T
LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE

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SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT BEY.

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>: CLEARLY.
>: DID YOU HEAR THAT
THEY'RE LIKE IN CHARGE

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OF THE THE ILLUMINATI NOW?
>: TOTALLY.

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>: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>: I DON'T EITHER BUT THEY
RUN IT, I THINK.

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