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Published June 16, 2010 130 views More Info »
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Published June 16, 2010
CUT INSIDE TO FIND A TEENAGE GIRL AND BOY FOOLING AROUND.


GIRL: Todd, I really shouldn't.


BOY: Come on… we only have a week together.


SFX: A BANG FROM OUTSIDE


GIRL: What was that?


BOY: It was probably nothing.


GIRL: No seriously Todd…there's something out there…


BOY: What the hell?


(Camera Pans to front door with shrieking sound effect)


JASON VOORHEES: Is this the Crystal Lake Bingo Hall because I found the “O” tucked into my orthopedic shoes and I'm here to collect my winnings.


(Cut back to couple)


Girl: Awwwwww


Boy: Sort of in the middle of something here….


JV: HELLO?? I wish someone would answer me because I've walked from my cabin and my arthritis has flared up greatly.


BOY: I have something that's flared up as well…


(Cricket noise in the backgound)


JV: WHAT WAS THAT??? I am very easily frightened by strange noises.


Random Black Guy. Hi, my car just broke down. Would you guys have a…
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