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Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)

Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated. [Warning: lyrics NSFW]

Those Aren't Muskets

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Added about 1 year ago

3,958 views

Favorited by 15 users

246 funny votes

21 die votes

Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Music

Keywords: those arent muskets aren t star trek rap picard data riker whoopi troi

Credits: Michael Swaim, Abe Epperson

Comments (15)

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twonicus

twonicus

i am physically incapable of not laughing til i pee when i watch this.

posted about 11 months ago

Betafox

Betafox

Haha, very good fellas!

posted about 12 months ago

jawnee

jawnee

A Master Generation…Classic!

posted about 1 year ago

DelRey

DelRey

Amazing lol, “technically inacurate”, leave your pathetic comments to yourself, this was a great video

posted about 1 year ago

CCTheFlyingSquirrel

HUGE Star Trek fan here. That was awesome!! And I mean…huge.

posted about 1 year ago

TheDrawbridge

Swaim you’re a fucking God.

posted about 1 year ago

katecastella

I ….had….no….idea….!

posted about 1 year ago

duringmydeath

Funny and ouch those chicks in the star trek outfits are hot…

posted about 1 year ago

olive_juice

tight rhymes cuz. And cue the star trek geeks.

posted about 1 year ago

warpedcorp

warpedcorp

aS a feLlow raP spooFer niCe worK. CoMe checK minE ouT, thinK you mighT liKe it.

posted about 1 year ago

Redlettermike

Very good video, except for the last shot which technically was inaccurate. It clearly shows them standing in front of the transporter pad and beaming away. They should have been up a few steps and on the actual transporter pad, how are we to take this seriously with such massive technical errors.

posted about 1 year ago

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Gladstone

Gladstone

who voted die. who! show yourselves!

posted about 1 year ago

lilcholaprincezz

lilcholaprin...

u guyz is nerds yo!

posted about 1 year ago

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