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The Teacher's Lounge
– Episode 4 “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold”
INT.
- A Teacher’s Lounge
A
LARGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS SITS NEXT TO CAROL IN THE TEACHER’S
LOUNGE.
Karen
Nice flowers.
Carol
You want them? You can
have them.
Karen
Yeah I want them. Who
are they from?
Carol
Tom or Tim or something
like that....
Karen
You mean, shop teacher
Tim?
Carol
No. Pop Tart guy.
Karen
Pop Tart Guy not doing
it for you anymore?
Carol
It was fun...but I am
still stuck on Seth.
Karen
Here, we go again.
Didn't you get any of my calls last night?
Carol
Oh yeah, I saw that you
kept calling. But I was busy. Super Bad was on cable last night.
Then there was a Rachel Ray marathon.
Karen
Well, thanks a lot. I
had to go to the emergency room after eating those brownies you gave
me yesterday?
Carol
Uh oh. What color plate
did you take?
Karen
Green. Why?
Carol
Never touch the green
plates. Bobby Olsen is the head of the green group. I've learned the
hard way that he always puts a little “surprise” in whatever he
makes.
Karen
Are you at least
failing him?
Carol
I would, but his food
presentation is superb.
Karen
The brownies did look
amazing.
Carol
See. Well, what did he
slip you?
Karen
Apparently, a large
amount of laxatives.
Carol
Only one thing to do
about that....
CUT
TO:
CAROL
AND KAREN STANDING OUTSIDE BATHROOM DOOR HOLDING ALL OF THE TOILET
PAPER FROM THE BATHROOM. GROANING SOUNDS COMING FROM BATHROOM.
Karen
You okay, Bobby?
Carol
Oh, doesn't sound like
that donut is agreeing with you.
END
OF EPISODE
Patience is a virtue...
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