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December 14, 2015
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[music]
Hey there. It's me,
Ted Cruz.
Your nations next President-ial Candidate
in the years 20 and 2024.
You know, people ask me
all the time,
"Ted, how do you do it.
How do you win every
single debate that
you're in?"
And I got to say, it's
not just about the point
that I make, it's about
the faces I make after
the points that I make.
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[Funny or Die ending jingle]

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