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Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on. Now, my mom's on Facebook and she won't stop poking me!
Published September 28, 2010 2.3k views More Info ยป
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The Outside Joke
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Published September 28, 2010
Back in the day
My Facebook status might say
"not doin ok. hungover as sh*t. woke up next to some chick whose name I forget"
And then I'd post a picture of it!

So proud of my debauchery
But now that's all caught up with me...

Cause my Mom's on Facebook
Then end of all my privacy
My mom's on Facebook
And she won't stop poking me

My life was rated R
And now it's PG
Before I make a post
I wonder what she'll think of me
My mom's on Facebook!

Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on
And now she asks if "donkey punch" has to do with Donkey Kong
She's writing on my wall that she hopes I clean my room
Putting all these pics of me emerging from her womb
She LOL's and BRB's with every chat she sends
And worst of all she said "It's Complicated" with one of my friends

So proud of my debauchery
But now that's all caught up with me

Cause my Mom's on Facebook
Destroying all my privacy
My mom's on Facebook
Always cock blocking me

I think I've had enough
My mommy's made me bitte
Quitting Facebook, signing up for Twitte
My moms on Facebook!

(Oh! I just got a cow on Farmville!)
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