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Jon goes back in time to right his wrongs.
The video opens with Jon Gosselin sitting on a couch, with a leopard
print pillow on either side of him.
Jon Gosselin: For the past few months, I've been looking back and
thinking, man, this is not me. This is not what I want to do. You know, I
just want to go back to the normal, simple life. Like I used to have. I
just try, I'm going to try, try, try. People always say to me, 'Jon,
you can't go back.' But I am going to go back. I'm going to learn from
my mistakes. I'm going to move forward and be the righteous person that I
can be.
The shot cuts to Jon Gosselin standing in the bathroom, looking at
himself in the mirror. Jon Gosselin begins by removing his earrings and
then dumping a number of hair products into the trash. Jon Gosselin is
then shown styling his hair in his old fashion. Jon Gosselin smiles at
himself in the mirror, gives himself a nod and points at himself. The
shot then cuts to Jon Gosselin in the kitchen, opening his fridge. The
interior of the fridge reveals an enormous bottle of vodka and a ton of
Red Bull. Jon Gosselin is shown replacing the vodka and Red Bull with
Snapple. The shot cuts to Jon Gosselin sitting on the couch again with
his phone in hand. The screen on the phone says – Delete Michael Lohan?
Jon Gosselin deletes Michael Lohan from his phone. The shot cuts to Jon
Gosselin disappearing into his bedroom and shutting the door behind him.
Jon Gosselin exits the bedroom dressed in a polo shirt. The shot cuts
to Jon Gosselin with a blonde woman in a bikini with headphones around
her neck.
Jon Gosselin: I'm sorry Bikini DJ, the party's over.
Bikini DJ: I'll never forget you, Jon Gosselin.
There is a moment of silence as they look at each other. Jon Gosselin
looks down at Bikini DJ's breasts.
Jon Gosselin: Seriously?
The shot cuts to Jon Gosselin returning a box of youthful clothing and
merchandise to a store. The shot then cuts to Jon Gosselin standing
outside a club, talking to the bouncer.
Jon Gosselin: You're going to have to take my name off the list forever.
Bouncer: Off the list?
Jon Gosselin: Peace.
Bouncer: J-Dogg, you're breaking my heart here, come on.
Jon Gosselin walks away from the bouncer and does not look back. The
shot cuts to several paparazzi photographers hovering outside of a
building.
Jon Gosselin: What's going on, guys?
Paparazzi Photographer: We heard Jon Gosselin might be in there.
Jon Gosselin: Cool. Tell him I said goodbye.
Jon Gosselin walks away.
Paparazzi Photographer: Later, buddy.
The shot cuts to Jon Gosselin sitting on the couch.
Jon Gosselin: People always say, 'Jon, you can't go back.' But at least
I'm gonna try.
Somewhat dark music begins to play while Jon Gosselin stares at the
camera. The shot abruptly cuts to a still image of Jon Gosselin
surrounded by flames and a scream is heard. The video cuts to black.
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