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Published June 11, 2014 57k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Special Guest MØ
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
Follow Erin & Bryan on Twitter
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http://www.twitter.com/bryansafi

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(ERIN): THIS IS

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(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.

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(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES AND POLITICS,

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(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,

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(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH

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LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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- MM... VERY RELAXED.
- DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR DONE?

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- NO, I DIDN'T.
- OH, THEN YOU WENT ON VACATION.

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I'M FEELING VERY RELAXED.

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YOU WENT ON STACATION
BUT IN MEXICO.

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YES, SO IN OTHER WORDS
I DIDN'T STAY IN MY APARTMENT--

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BUT YOU STAYED SOMEWHERE?

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I DID. I DID A VERY MEXICAN...
I WENT TO MEXICO AND I DID UH--

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WAIT, HOW DO YOU
DO A MEXICAN?

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(LAUGHS) NO, WHAT I
MEAN IS I DID A MEXICAN--

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I WENT ON A MEXICAN EVENT.

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EVERYONE IN HAWAII
SHOULD GO ON A MEXICAN EVENT.

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A MEX-ADVENTURE? I LOVE
THAT TACO BELL MEAL.

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IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN--

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- YOU WENT TO GUADALAJARA?
- VIA DE GUADALUPE, YEAH.

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AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.

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JUST BEYOND--

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SO IT'S WHERE WHITE
PEOPLE WITH MONEY GO

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TO MEXICO.

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NOT TRUE. ITS' WHERE
THE WORLD GOES.

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WOULD YOU SAY IT'S LESS
EXPENSIVE THAN PALM SPRINGS,

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MORE EXPENSIVE THAN
VEGAS, BUT THE SAME AS

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STAYING IN UH...

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IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN--

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IN DALLAS?

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IT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE
PLACE IN THE WORLD.

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MONEY WAS NO OBJECT TO ME.

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I ONLY MAKE THAT
ASSUMPTION BECAUSE THERE

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ARE VINEYARDS.

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FIRST OF ALL--

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DO YOU CALL THEM VINEYARDS?

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I DON'T. I CALL THEM
VINEYARDS, OR WINERIES.

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I SEE A GRAPE, AND
I CALL IT WINE.

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OK, HONEY?

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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LOVE THIS CHARACTER.
ALCOHOLIC AUNT?

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YEAH. (LAUGHS)

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I LOOK AT A GRAPE AND
I SAY, HEY CALL ME IN

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FIVE YEARS, OK?

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WHEN I CAN SEE YOU
IN MY DREAMS.

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WHAT WAS THE BEST
MEAL YOU HAD?

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THE BEST MEAL I HAD
WAS AT A PLACE CALLED

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CORAZON DE TIERRA

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AND I--

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I CAN'T EVEN BE GROSSED
OUT BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY

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SPEAK SPANISH.

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AND IT WAS-- YOU KNOW
I ATE LOCALLY...

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WHAT IS CORAZON DE
TIERRA? IT'S--

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HEART OF THE EARTH.

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OH, NOT TERA CARTA KING?

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- NO.
- MMH.

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THERE WAS A DRUNK
WOMAN THERE--

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WHO WAS YOUR BEST
FRIEND, YEAH.

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THIS WAS ALL I WAS
CONCERNED ABOUT.

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FIRST OF ALL SHE WAS
STAYING WHERE WE

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WERE STAYING, AND SHE
WAS THERE FOR A GIRL'S

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WEEKEND WITH ALL HER
FRIENDS. HER NAME WAS

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RUTH, AND SHE CAME OVER
AND WAS LIKE HEY BOYS.

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AND WHENEVER--

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UH-UH.

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EXACTLY.

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AND I WAS WITH MY
BOYFRIEND WHO WAS SO NICE

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LIKE, HI... (DA-DA-DA-DA...)

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AND I WAS LIKE SHUT OFF,
AND SHE WAS LIKE

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WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
EATING TONIGHT?

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AND I GO CORAZON DE
TIERRA. SHE SAID, IT'S

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SO FUNNY THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GOING, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH...

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SHE WAS LIKE WE'LL SEE
YOU THERE, AND SHE

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GOES ARE YOU GOING
TO WEAR DRESSES?

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NO JOKE.

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AND I WAS LIKE MM-MM.

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DID YOU ASK HER IF SHE
WAS GOING TO WEAR A DRESS?

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NO, BUT I DID SAY IT LIKE
THERE IS NO CHANCE

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YOU'RE GOING THERE
SOBER RIGHT?

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I MEAN YOU'RE GOING
TO BE DRUNK BEFORE.

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WE GET TO THE RESTAURANT,
RUTH IS WASTED,

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IS SCREAMING AT
EVERYBODY--

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SCREAMING WHAT?

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JUST AT HER TABLE LIKE,
"WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I THINK."

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YOU KNOW, JUST BEING--
RUTH WAS BEING RUTH.

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ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE
EATING AND WE'RE LIKE

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WHATEVER IT IS, AND
THEN DEREK LOOKS

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OUT THE WINDOW, AND
HE GOES LIKE, THIS IS ALL I HEAR

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BECAUSE HE'S FACING
THE WINDOW. HE GOES, "OH MY

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GOD, IS THAT RUTH?"

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(LAUGHS) AND RUTH IS ON
ALL FOURS OPENING A WINDOW

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THAT WAS ON THE GROUND,
KIND OF. IT WAS BASICALLY

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LIKE A VENTILATION THING.
SHE'S ON ALL

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FOURS, HER HEAD IS OUT
OF THE WINDOW AND SHE

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IS CALLING FERAL CATS.
LIKE THERE WAS SOME

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CATS IN THE GARDEN OR
WHATEVER, AND SHE'S LIKE

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PSS-PSS-PSS...

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COME HERE, COME HERE...
PSS-PSS-PSS.... COME
HERE, COME HERE.

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AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT--

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THAT WOMAN HAS SO
MUCH TRAUMA IN HER LIFE--

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OH, AND THEN SHE
WALKED BACK TO HER TABLE, AND GOES

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I WAS TRYING TO GET
THOSE CATS. I LOVE CATS.

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AND I WAS LIKE, YOU
KNOW YOU DO RUTH.

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OK, SO I WENT TO--

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I SAW MY FRIEND--

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OH, I DIDN'T. I DON'T
REMEMBER ASKING, BUT

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I WANT TO KNOW.

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BUT YOU LIKE MY
FRIEND RACHEL RIGHT.

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I LOVE YOUR FRIEND RACHEL.

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THIS IS ABOUT HER.

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SO DON'T WORRY.

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I JUST WANTED IT
TO BE ABOUT YOU.

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SO, I WAS WAITING FOR
RACHEL. SHE WAS GOING

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TO PICK ME UP. WE WENT
TO THE CARNIVAL AT

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THE BOOTLEG THEATER.

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OH, YOU DID?

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YEAH, WE WENT TO THAT.

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SO WE WAITED ON THE
PORCH, YOU KNOW LIKE

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A SAD KID WHO'S WAITING
FOR THEIR PARENT TO GET HOME?

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WAITING FOR HER TO COME
PICK ME UP, AND MY

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NEIGHBOR WHO HAS NEVER
TALKED TO ME IN MY LIFE,

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OUR ACROSS THE STREET NEIGHBOR,

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STARTS TALKING TO ME.

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HE'S ALWAYS IN A SAFARI
OUTFIT, LIKE KHAKI PANTS,

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KHAKI HAT, KHAKI SHIRT.

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YEAH.

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BUT HE'S NOT GOING ON A
SAFARI BECAUSE HE LIVES

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IN LOS ANGELES.

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YEAH.

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SO HE WAS LIKE I HAD A
GARAGE SALE TODAY.

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THAT'S THE FIRST THING
HE SAYS TO ME.

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AND HE WAS LIKE, SOME
OF THE PAINTINGS DIDN'T

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SELL, AND I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT THEM.

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I WAS LIKE--

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THAT'S A NICE GESTURE.

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(SIGH) I WAS LIKE, OH WE
REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY

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ROOM FOR IT, BUT
THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU,

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AND HE GOES, THEY'RE
REALLY GOOD PAINTINGS,

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AND I GO, THAT'S SO
NICE OF YOU.

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OH HE JUST WANTED
TO UNLOAD THEM.

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BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY
ROOM FOR THEM. HE'S LIKE

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I'M GOING TO SHOVE THEM
TO THE BUSHES IN YOUR

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FRONT YARD, AND I WAS
LIKE PLEASE DON'T DO

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THAT. WE DON'T HAVE
ANY ROOM FOR THEM.

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SO TODAY, I GET HOME,
AND I OPEN THE BACK GATE

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WHICH LEADS TO THIS STUDIO,
AND GUESS WHAT I'VE GOT?

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HE PUT THEM OVER YOUR GATE?

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NO, IN FRONT OF THE GATE,
SO I OPENED THE GATE

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AND THEY FELL OUT,
BUT I HAVE THEM, AND I'M

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GOING TO GIVE
THEM TO YOU.

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OH NO.

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- THIS IS THE BIGGEST ONE.
- YEAH.

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AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S
VERY LARGE.

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IT IS LARGE.

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IT'S REALLY DIRTY. YEAH.

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OH YEAH, ME TOO.

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THIS IS AS BIG AS YOUR
DICK RIGHT?

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YEAH, ABOUT.

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SO WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE KIND OF MAN?

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UM, PROBABLY THAT ONE?

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OK...

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I'M BEING HONEST WITH
YOU, I LIKE IT.

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WHO DOESN'T LIKE A MAN
WITH A BAG PIPE?

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I THINK THIS IS A VERY
GOOD LOOKING MAN.

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THIS IS LIKE A TOM SKERRITT.

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- THIS IS A TOM SKERRITT.
- YEAH

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WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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YOU KNOW, NOT JOKING I
MIGHT TAKE THAT ONE THAT'S--

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TAKE IT.

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I CAN'T DO PAINTINGS
ANYMORE. I JUST LIKE--

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MY ART WORLD HAS
CHANGED SO MUCH.

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IT USED TO BE THAT
SOMEONE COULD THROW A PAINTING

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IN YOUR BUSH AND YOU
COULD HANG IT ON YOUR WALL.

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WELL THE WORLD
HAS CHANGED.

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ERIN, I'M GOING HOME.

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WE'RE GOING BACK TO
TEXAS RIGHT NOW.

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(SINGS) MAMA...

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(SINGS TOGETHER): MAMA,
I'M GOING HOME.

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- OZZY OSBOURNE?
- YEAH.

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- THE TEXAS VERSION.
- OH, OK.

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SO THERE'S A BIG HAPPENING
IN FORT WORTH.

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THE HAPPENING?

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YES. M KNIGHT SHYAMALAN
RESHOT THE HAPPENING

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IN FORT WORTH THIS
WEEKEND, HUGE NEWS.

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NO, THE GOP, THE GRAND
OLD PARTY DECIDED

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ON THE LANGUAGE OF
THEIR PARTY PLATFORM IN

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TEXAS. SO THE TEXAS GOP--

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SO EACH STATE HAS A
PARTY PLATFORM ABOUT LIKE

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THIS IS WHAT THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY BELIEVES

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ACCORDING TO THE STATE
OF TEXAS, AND IT'S SORT

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OF LIKE, EVERYONE'S STANCE--

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THEY JUST GET THEIR
THOUGHTS ORGANIZED?

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YEAH, IT'S LIKE A LIST
OF THEIR VALUES.

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LET'S ALL GET ON
THE SAME PAGE.

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- YEAH.
- YEAH.

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IT'S LIKE THAT. SORT OF
THIS IS WHAT WE ENDORSE,

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THIS IS WHAT WE DON'T.
THIS IS WHAT WE BELIEVE,

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THIS IS WHAT WE DON'T.

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SO BIG NEWS, IN ONE OF
THE DRAFTS, THERE WAS A

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SENTENCE THAT SAID, IN
THE PLATFORM, IN A DRAFT,

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THE PRACTICE OF
HOMOSEXUALITY TEARS AT

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THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY,
AND CONTRIBUTES TO THE

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BREAKDOWN OF
THE FAMILY UNIT.

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SO THEY TOOK THIS SENTENCE OUT.

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WELL HERE'S WHAT I HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT SENTENCE...

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AS I JUST SAID.

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- MANICURE TIME.
- MANICURE TIME.

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YEAH. SO THEY NOT ONLY
REMOVED THE SENTENCE

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BUT THEY ISSUED AN
APOLOGY THAT THE SENTENCE

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WASN'T IN THERE AT ALL.

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WHO PUT THE SENTENCE IN THERE?

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WELL, THE PEOPLE WHO DRAFTED IT.

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10,000 ATTENDEES AT
THIS CONFERENCE.

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WERE LIKE... GOOD IDEA.

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NEXT ONE.

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YEAH, EXACTLY. SO I
DON'T KNOW HOW THEY--

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THEY APOLOGIZED?

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THEY APOLOGIZED, AND
SAID THAT WE'RE--

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THEY APOLOGIZED IF PEOPLE
FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.

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EXACTLY.

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BUT GUESS WHAT SENTENCE STAYED IN?

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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS?

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BASICALLY.

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THIS IS WHAT THEY ADDED.

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WE RECOGNIZE THE
LEGITIMACY AND ETHICACY

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OF COUNSELING WHICH
OFFERS REPARATIVE

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THERAPY AND TREATMENT
FOR THOSE PATIENTS SEEKING

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HEALING AND WHOLENESS
FROM THEIR HOMOSEXUAL

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LIFESTYLE.

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OK, FIRST OF ALL ITS
SAYING THAT HOMOSEXUALITY

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IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE FIXED.

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THAT CAN BE FIXED.

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IT'S A PROBLEM.

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YEP. NO LAWS OR EXECUTIVE
ORDERS SHOULD

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BE IMPOSED TO LIMIT OR
RESTRICT ACCESS TO

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THIS TYPE OF THERAPY.

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SO IN CALIFORNIA WE NOW
HAVE A LAW THAT BANS IT.

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NEW JERSEY ALSO HAS A
LAW THAT BANS IT.

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SO YOU CAN HAVE REPARATIVE
THERAPY IN TEXAS?

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YOU CAN CERTAINLY
ENLIST A MINOR.

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A PARENT CAN ENLIST
THEIR SON OR DAUGHTER

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TO THIS KIND OF REPARATIVE THERAPY.

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THIS LANGUAGE ALSO WENT
INTO THE PLATFORM

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WITHOUT ANY DEBATE.

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EVERYONE WAS LIKE YEAH
THAT'S COOL. WE JUST DID

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ONE COOL THING BY
TAKING THE OTHER THING

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OUT, BUT YEAH, THIS
MAKES COMPLETE SENSE.

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SO THE REASON THIS CAME
ABOUT WAS AN ENDORSEMENT

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FROM A PERSON NAMED
CATHIE ADAMS--

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(ERIN): I DON'T LIKE
HER ALREADY.

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(BRYAN): YOU'RE GOING TO
LIKE HER EVEN LESS NOW.

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C-A-T-H-I-E.

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- NO.
- YEAH.

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DON'T DO THAT.

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SHE'S THE PRESIDENT OF
THE TEXAS EAGLE FORUM.

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SHE SAID THAT NOTHING
IS MANDATORY. A PERSON

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CAN CHOOSE COUNSELING,
AND IF THEY DO IT SHOULD

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BE MADE AVAILABLE. THIS
IS A FREEDOM ISSUE.

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FOR WHO?

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WELL FOR ANYONE WHO
CHOOSES TO NOT BE GAY

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WHICH IS WE KNOW THE
APA-- BASICALLY EVERY

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REPUTABLE ORGANIZATION
HAS SAID THIS DOES NOT WORK.

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MCDONALD'S SAID IT.

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YEAH, MCDONALD'S.

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THAT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE
AGREE WITH IT.

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ABSOLUTELY.

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SO THE APA WHICH IS
THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC

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ASSOCIATION--

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I KNOW IT. I'M THE QUEEN OF IT.

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I HAVE A THRONE AND A
CROWN, AND A FULL RED

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VELVET ROBE.

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OH YOU DO?

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AND I GO, "WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE APA!"

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OH YOU DO? AND THIS IS
THE PERSON FOR THE

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AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION--

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THE QUEEN OF IT--

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THIS IS THEIR FIGURE HEAD.

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NO, WELL SHE DOESN'T
DO ANYTHING--

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- I HOPE NOT. YEAH.
- SHE'S JUST A FIGURE HEAD.

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SHE'S JUST A DECORATIVE THING.

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RIGHT. OK. WELL C-A-T-H-I-E
WENT ON TO SAY

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I DO NOT THINK
HOMOSEXUALS ARE BORN

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AS HOMOESEXUALS.

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CALM DOWN... FUCK YOU.

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IT SHOULD'VE STOPPED
AT I DO NOT THINK.

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BECAUSE YOU DON'T.

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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
ABOUT ANYTHING.

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NO ONE CAN CHANGE
THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN,

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OR CHANGE THE PLACE
THEY'RE BORN.

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I'M TIRED OF THIS
ARGUMENT. TIRED OF IT--

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BUT THEY DEFINITELY
CHANGE THEIR LIFESTYLES.

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(ERIN): OK GUESS WHAT--

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OK, FIRST OF ALL, BEING GAY
AS WE KNOW IS NOT A LIFESTYLE.

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HOT AIR BALOON RIDES.

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(TOGETHER): THAT'S A LIFESTYLE.

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- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.

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CHAMPAIGN AND
SANDWICHES UP IN A BASKET

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IN THE AIR, FUCK YES.

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THAT IS A LIFESTYLE OF
THE RICH AND FAMOUS.

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(ERIN): HASTAG FUCK
YES ON THAT.

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ABSOLUTELY, BUT THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY NOT A LIFESTYLE.

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THE TEXAS PARTY
PLATFORM ALSO, THE

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DRAFT, ALSO OPPOSED
MANDATORY VACCINATION.

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OH, I MEAN. I DON'T KNOW
HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.

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SURE--

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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW POLIO--

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SURE.

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IS PRETTY MUCH GONE IN AMERICA.

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IT'S ON THE RISE IN
OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.

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THANK GOD, RIGHT.
POLIO'S BACK IN SOMEONE

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SAID THAT.

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SOMEONE HAS SAID THAT.

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SOMEONE SAID THAT
POLIO'S BACK IN.

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THEY SUPPORT
RESTRICTING ABORTIONS--

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I MEAN, DUH.

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AND BACK ELIMINATING
BUREAUCRATIC

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PROHIBITIONS ON
CORPORAAL DISCIPLINE,

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AND HOME SCHOOLING
AND FOSTER HOMES.

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SO THEY WANT TO ELIMINATE--

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I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THIS.

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NO, NO, THEY ARE
AGAINST ELIMINATING

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HOME SCHOOLING.

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WELL EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT HOME SCHOOLING IS

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REALLY THE WAY TO GO.

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BUT THE ONLY KIDS I KNEW WHO WERE HOME

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SCHOOLED WORE UNDERWEAR
UNDER THEIR BATHING SUITS.

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YEP.

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- HI MØ.
- HI MØ.

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HI...

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IT'S PRONOUNCED MOO, RIGHT?

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IT'S PRONOUNCED MU--

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MU?

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BUT MOO IS COOL TOO.

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BUT IS THAT HOW AMERICANS
PRONOUNCE IT?

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MOO.

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I THINK MOO, OR MO.
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY MO.

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MO, OK.

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BECAUSE IT'S AN O WITH
THE SLASH THROUGH IT.

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YES.

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WHICH MEANS NOT ALLOWED.

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(LAUGHS)

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THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
HERE. NO SMOKING.

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OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. OH...

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DOES MØ MEAN ANYTHING?

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- IT MEANS AMAZING--
- (BRYAN): OOH.

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OLD NORDIC, LIKE A
YOUNG PURE, UNSPOILED GIRL.

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- SURE. YEAH.
OOH, LIKE A BIRD'S EGG.

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YEAH BUT NOT NECESSARILY
IN A SEXUAL

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WAY--

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IT'S NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY.

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BUT JUST LIKE A YOUNG BLAH... YOU KNOW.

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YOUR REAL NAME IS KAREN.

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YEAH.

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AND YOUR LAST NAME IS OLSTED?

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Ørsted

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Ørsted

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(LAUGHS)

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SO IN DENMARK YOU'RE KAREN O.

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OH, I WISH, I MEAN I'M MORE
LIKE KAREN MO I GUESS.

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(LAUGHS)

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YEAH.

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YEAH.

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IS IT FUNNY TO BE IN DENMARK
AND TO EAT A DANISH?

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I GUESS IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
I MEAN IF YOU

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WANT IT TO BE FUNNY I
GUESS IT COULD BE FUNNY.

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YOUR FIRST REACTION WAS
THE RIGHT REACTION FOR

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EVERYTHING HE SAYS.

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BUT IS IT FUNNY? WOULD
IT BE FUNNY, IF I WERE IN DANISH--

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DENMARK.

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WHATEVER. IF I WENT, AND
I WERE EATING A DANISH.

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AND I WAS JUST LIKE
MAKING EVERYONE WATCH

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ME. PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH.

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I THINK THEY WOULD
THINK IT WAS HILARIOUS.

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I MEAN AT LEAST IF YOU
WERE ENTHUSIASTIC

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ABOUT LIKE...

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(BRYAN): YEAH. THAT'S HOW I EAT.

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WILL YOU TELL ME, HOW
DO YOU PRONOUNCE THE

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NAME OF YOUR HOME TOWN?

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ODENSE.

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ODENSE, OK. SO THAT'S
WHERE HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN

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WAS BORN RIGHT?

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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.

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SO HOW LONG DOES IT
TAKE FOR YOU GUYS

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TO FOSTER TALENT?

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IT WENT FROM HIM TO YOU.

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OH, NO I MEAN--

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100S OF YEARS.

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YEAH... YEAH WELL... (LAUGHS)

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OK, SO WE WANT TO RUN
THROUGH A FEW THINGS IN

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AMERICA THAT YOU MAY
OR MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF--

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OK.

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AND IF YOU HAVEN'T WE
WILL QUICKLY TELL YOU

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WHAT THEY ARE, AND IF
YOU HAVE JUST TELL US

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WHAT YOU THINK.

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OK.

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GLUTEN?

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GLUTEN, YEAH. WE TALK
ABOUT THAT IN DENMARK TOO.

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IT'S ALSO THIS HEALTHY
THING WHERE I...

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- (BRYAN): RIGHT.
- (ERIN): EXACTLY.

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THE TONY AWARDS?

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KINDA SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

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IT'S LIKE AWARDS FOR MUSICALS.

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- OF BROADWAY.
- YEAH.

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BROADWAY, OK. BROADWAY MUSICALS.

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YEAH.

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THEY'RE AWARDS. IT'S LIKE
THE OSCARS FOR

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BROADWAY.

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OH, COOL.

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IT'S LIKE THE OSCARS
THAT NO ONE WATCHES.

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HERE, THEY CALL IT THE
OSCARS THE GAY SUPER BOWL--

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OH YEAH.

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THIS IS LIKE THE GAY OSCARS.

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OK YEAH. NICE.

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES.

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WE HAVE THIS PROGRAM IN
DENMARK CALLED, HOLLYWOOD,

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DANISH HOLLYWOOD HOUSEWIVES.

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SO IT'S LIKE THE SOCCER
STAR WIVES OR SOMETHING?

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WELL, THESE ARE VERY RICH.

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RIGHT.

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IT'S THE SAME THING.

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YEAH OK, YEAH.

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AND DO YOU LAUGH AT THEM?

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YOU ARE JUST LIKE, WOAH,
YOU CAN'T REALLY

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CONNECT WITH THEM,
LIKE WOW, WHAT A LIFE, YOU

430

KNOW LIKE...

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I HAVE ONE MORE THING,
BECAUSE THIS WAS

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COMPLETELY FASCINATING.

433

ORIENTEERING?

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YES.

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(ERIN): OH, YES WE HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

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SO A). YOU WON A
SILVER MEDAL IN IT.

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YEAH.

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B). EXPLAIN TO US WHAT IT
IS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS--

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IT SOUNDS LIKE HUNGER GAMES.

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IT DOES.

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OH WOW, OH, HUNGER GAMES.

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NO I MEAN, YOU RUN IN
THE FOREST FINDING THESE

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LITTLE CHECK POINTS, AND
THEN YOU CLICK LIKE

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THIS LITTLE PLASTIC THING
YOU KNOW, AND THEN

445

YOU RUN TO THE NEXT
CHECKPOINT AND THEN

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IT'S ABOUT GETTING LIKE
THE QUICKEST TIME...

447

BUT DO YOU HAVE A MAP?

448

ARE YOU--

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YEAH YOU'RE GETTING A
MAP, AND YOU HAVE LIKE

450

THIS LITTLE NAVIGATING--

451

IT'S A CORE MAZE.

452

A COMPASS?

453

YEAH. A COMPASS, YES.

454

OH, YEAH.

455

AND THEN YOU NAVIGATE
THROUGH THE FOREST FINDING

456

CHECKPOINTS GETTING HOME.

457

WELL IN LA, YOU CAN DO
MAP OF THE STARS AND

458

YOU CAN FIND OUT WHERE
MARIE OSMOND LIVES.

459

OH YEAH. (LAUGHS)

460

OR WHERE JANE
STEWART DID LIVE.

461

IT'S KIND OF THE
SAME THING.

462

IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME
THING, BUT YOU CAN DO

463

IT IN A CAR IN WHICH
LA IT'S HARDER.

464

YEAH-YEAH, SO FUNNY.

465

YOU'RE GOING TO SING
A SONG FOR US TODAY.

466

YEAH. I AM.

467

(BRYAN): WHICH ONE
ARE YOU GOING--

468

(ERIN): OH DID YOU
KNOW THAT?

469

(LAUGHS) AH, YES.

470

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO SING?

471

I WANT TO SING
NEVER WANNA KNOW.

472

YES.

473

BY THE WAY, I AM
OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG.

474

I LOVE IT. IT'S SO HEARTBREAKING.

475

OH...

476

AND IT'S SO REAL, AND
IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE--

477

BRYAN'S GOING TO CRY
WHILE YOU SING IT.

478

(BRYAN): I PROBABLY WILL.

479

WOO-HOO.

480

IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S
TIME TO MOVE ON,

481

YEAH.

482

BUT IT ALSO MAKES YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO.

483

YEAH EXACTLY. IT'S ABOUT
BEING LIKE TOO YOUNG

484

TO FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TAKE
UP THE FIGHT AND

485

FIGHT FOR THE
RELATIONSHIP. YOU JUST

486

WANT TO LET GO BECAUSE
IT'S LIKE, AH I JUST

487

I CAN'T, OK. I CAN'T.

488

- (BRYAN): MØ IT WAS SO, SO A PLEASURE.
- (ERIN): THANK YOU SO MUCH.

489

WE CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
YOUR SONG IN ONE SECOND.

490

CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
YOUR SONG, AND THE ALBUM IS

491

NO MYTHOLOGIES TO FOLLOW.

492

THAT'S RIGHT.

493

AND IT'S OUT NOW,
AND PEOPLE CAN GET IT ON

494

ITUNES, AMAZON, GOOGLE--

495

HARD COPY.

496

HARD COPY.

497

(LAUGHS)

498

JUST PHYSICAL CD'S.

499

YES.

500

WE'RE SO EXCITED TO
HEAR YOU PERFORM.

501

THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

502

- (MØ): THANK YOU.
(BRYAN): YEAH.

503

(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS)

504

ALL OUR DREAMS
SLEEP TONIGHT

505

THEY'LL BE SAFE AS
WE FIGHT

506

IN THE JOURNEY
OF THE BEST

507

AND I KNOW I'VE COST
YOU A LOT OF BLUES

508

NOW THE LAST ONE'S
PLAYING FOR YOU

509

BUT I COULDN'T GO
WITHOUT LETTING YOU

510

KNOW THIS

511

I GUESS OUR LOVE SOMEHOW

512

WAS TOO CRAZY
TO WORK OUT

513

I'M CRAZY 'BOUT YOU

514

BUT I CAN'T, IT JUST CAN'T DO

515

NO BABE...

516

AND WE WAIT 'TIL THE MORNING

517

THEN OUR LIVES ARE MOVING ON

518

WITH NO WORDS, YOU'LL DO FINE

519

BUT I NEVER WANNA
KNOW THE NAME

520

OF YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND

521

NEVER WANNA HEAR ABOUT HER

522

KEEP HER STAINS AWAY

523

I NEVER WANNA KNOW

524

NEVER WANNA KNOW

525

NEVER WANNA KNOW

526

NEVER WANNA KNOW

527

I DRY MY EYES ON THE HIGHWAY

528

AND THINK ABOUT
WHY I COULDN'T STAY

529

AND WHY I SHOULD HAVE,

530

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU

531

BUT THE WIND BLOWS AGAIN

532

AND THE LIFE MOVES
ON, MY FRIEND

533

WITH SOME WORDS
WE WROTE DOWN

534

BUT I NEVER WANNA
KNOW THE NAME

535

OF YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND

536

NEVER WANNA HEAR ABOUT HER

537

KEEP HER STAINS AWAY

538

I NEVER WANNA KNOW

539

NEVER WANNA KNOW

540

NEVER WANNA KNOW

541

NEVER WANNA KNOW

542

HEY, ALL OF A SUDDEN I
WAS BRAIN-DEAD AND RATTLED

543

WITH THE THOUGHTS OF YOU AND I

544

AND I WANTED TO GOODBYE YOU

545

BUT THE NIGHTS ARE SO COLD,

546

HOW I NEED YOUR HUMAN SOUL

547

I WOULD NEVER LET YOU GO

548

IF I'D BEEN A LITTLE OLDER

549

NO, NO, I NEVER WANNA KNOW

550

NO, NO, I NEVER WANNA
HEAR ABOUT HER

551

KEEP HER STAINS AWAY

552

OH, NEVER WANNA KNOW

553

NEVER WANNA KNOW

554

NEVER WANNA KNOW

555

NEVER WANNA KNOW

556

557

(ELECTRIC GUITAR STOPS)

558

(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

559

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