Gay Of Thrones S5 EP 10 Recap: Mother's MRSA
All the best clips that didn't make the final cut of this season's Gay of Thrones.
- June 20, 2015
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June 20, 2015
[Theme Music Plays]
> Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
did you see Game of Thrones this week?
Did you see Game of Thrones last night?
Did you see Game of Thrones?
> I have to discuss it with you.
> It was on fire.
> So much teeth.
> Calm down.
[Theme Music Plays]
> Oh my god, so at the beginning of the episode we had a Dull Blonde Cher,
and she was grudging up the stairs walking into find her dad,
but can we talk about the fashion Karl Lagerfeld moment that
grandpa Papa Lannister had? That corpse was everything.
> You know what, I did like that she, and her brother decided not to
fuck next to the corpse of the dead relative.
They're totally growing.
> They're getting better, step by step.
> (sings) Day by day.
> So then we find out that Tilda was the original Carrie.
> When I was a girl my father held a ball. I've never been so happy
until I saw a few of the boys snickering.
> But instead of killing them with for one night, she kills everyone for
the rest of her life.
And that chase, that was like if Game
of Thrones did the Dukes of Hazard.
(Male Narrator): Now believe it or not, this here circle chase is
part of the Duke's plan.
> That's the one with Owen Wilson and
> No, that was a completely different show.
> So then of course we had Taylor Swift, and Vince from Entourage trying
to get into a little hanky panky, but then Brother D, and the
used car salesman looking mother fucker come up on them, and
trying to save blonde, but then you have the daughter Kardashians come in for her.
> Oh thank god for black Mr. Clean.
> He stepped in hard.
> And I have to say, all of his products work.
> So then Christina and Munchers are having their little Super Soul
Sunday gab sesh.
> Yeah, and he's basically telling her that
she's Bernie Sanders.
> Who supports you?
> The common people.
> And speaking of politics, Dr. Evil is kinda giving
me like a Frank Underwood thing--
> The birds sing in the west,
the birds sing in the east.
I don't believe in saviors.
Any fool with a bit of luck can find himself born into power.
> Democracy is so overrated.
> But then Christina says I have some
unfinished business to attend to, so she takes a little stroll
down to the dungeon, and she's like, I'm going to give you this rose,
and you're going to accept it Lionel Richie.
> (sings) Hello.
[Lionel Richie's "Hello" Plays]
> And then Lionel Richie said, "Hello" to a knife in the chest.
[Lionel Richie's "Hello" Continues]
> How's the rest of it go though? I don't know that song.
> Something, and I don't know something...I don't know.
My nipples are about to fall out.
> Lil' nippage no buttage? If Game of Thrones taught us anything,
it's that. They are very #freethenip.
So then we had Sansa setting on that balcony with Earl Grey, and Sansa's
looking so fierce. Chick went down to her colors, and was like,
"I want a makeover. Winter is coming bitches."
So then Rosamund Pike game to give a bath to Orphan Ginge, and she was all
> I'm Sansa Stark of Winterfell.
This is my home, and you can't frighten me.
> Bitch you can't intimidate me. I'm from here. This my house.
> All the women on this show look like different versions of Sarah Polley.
> Oh my god, she looks really good on Dateline.
> Who was she on Dateline?
> Oh, that was Jane Polley.
> And what is even going to have on the next season?
> Evil Elijah Wood--
> He is going to be hunting for Orphan Ginge.
> I cannot wait for Evil Elijah Wood to die.
> I want Orphan Ginge [Inaudible] to fist him to death.
[Snipping, Combing, and Sizzling Sounds are Heard]
Oh yeah, this is giving me [Inaudible].
A little finger...
Missandei, Myrcella realness.
> So hot.
> My Dragons.