Ask A Straight Man- Is Poetry Gay?
Episode 2- I like poetry, is that gay?
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- Haha, yeah it’s pretty ‘GAY’ – not strictly seen as manly. But what do girls like? A lot of girls like poetic men. SOOOooo what’s more manlier than a man who has girls falling at his feet?? Who’s the winner?? Gay talking to Straight Shiny Bright Mosaic Mirror We all dream of fame and a hit parade debut, a career path has never been much clearer. You love to watch ball games and I sure like them too. But my ball’s a shiny bright mosaic mirror. We party every night but what else is there to do, while you tuck the kids in bed and snooze? We watch Eurovision and some sports just like you, but we don’t get angry if we loose. A kebab and a fight is not how every night should end. But you seldom settle for less to anoint. We sing girly songs and sleep with our best friend. Monogamy is not our strongest point. You re-trace your chosen steps while I watch from afar. I’ll just smile and get evermore queerer. You feed the wife and kids and put them in the car, I’ll just dance under this shiny bright mosaic mirror. Justin Williams http://thatthreeletterword.com
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