Geek Owns Online Dating

The dating scene on the internet is so superficial.

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The dating scene on the internet is so superficial. I mean, I was talking to this one girl for, like, a week. And we had all these great conversations. I mean, we were talking about... horse races, about the changes in marketing and the changes in the industries that we work in, and we were talking about our pets. And then she asked me for a photo of myself and I asked her for hers, and you know it was like the very next day... The whole mood changed. She said I wasn't her type or something. I mean... Like I don't know that that has something to do with my looks.

Sometimes I wonder if all that talk that women offer: you know women are constantly saying, you know, that they just - they want a guy who's interesting to talk to and who's gonna be loyal to them. And, you know, I'm loyal. If she would be my girlfriend I wouldn't cheat on her.

But, but that's not what women really want. I, I mean come on. I'm telling you it was the next day that the mood changed. When you're an intelligent person you know what- you know the reasons for these things. You understand why- why the mood changes. That's all I have to say about it.

If anybody's interested, I'm a pisces.

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Credits: IMPROV by Ben. Loosely written and directed by Ben and Perre. The first of many video improv collaborations. Looks can be deceiving in the vicious world of online dating.

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