Written & Directed By Christopher Stout Cast Ana L'Tech Stacey Ann Shevlin Baker Betsy Gage Cloth Dyer Marcie Weigelt Brewer Tom Wagner Baldric Jim Jones Sheriff Dan “Risk” Sutton Lackey Micky Jones (no relation to Jim Jones) First Guard Bill Berger Second Guard Gus Miller Third Guard Joe Zilcosky Fourth Guard Justin Grant First “Witch” Ann-Marie Jordan Second “Witch” Eleonore S. Thomas Third “Witch” Dr. Merle Edelstein The Royal Duck Howard Turkey-leg guy JJ Brannon “No Clue” guy Matt Lamkin (founder and president of the company) “She's French” woman Rebecca C. Faber (Executive Director of World Trade Center DE) "burn her" woman Sara DiSabatino “Stay on Task” guy Phil Jones (no relation to Micky or Jim) Clapping Guy Alok Patel Alchemist, Dr. Lamkin Phil Amico Ironic commentator Rick Jensen (Famous Talk Show Host on WDEL) “Good PR” guy Mike Castle (U.S. Congressman - DE) The rest of the “Olde Angrye Mobbe” Steven Miles (General Manager for the company) Amy Miles Wesley Miles Seth Miles Laurel Miles Holly Miles (yes, we're OK with nepotism when it comes to film productions) Kristin Grant Kelsey Grant (yep, more nepotism) Wendy Swift (Erica's sister-in-law: see nepotism comment above) Allegra DiNetta Jordyn Buckingham Kathryn Kohler Kristen Saksa Sarah Carnish Berry Smokey Berkley Squeaky Whittmore Caine Kubala Kathy Leigh Samson Mary Durbano Jim Durbano Eric Winter “Intermission” Announcer Ken Grant (Kristin Grant's husband) Lab Tech Micky Jones (yes, he also played the Lackey - he's just that talented) Adoring Blonde Erica Sarver Swift Adoring Brunette Laurie Jones (that's right - even more nepotism) Best Crew in the world Cinematography Blake Eichenseer Assistant Camera David Rivera Sound Recordist Jamie MacPherson Sound Mixer Patrick Mulrooney Cowboy Brian Sowards Key Grip Max Kulish Grip Bonnie Von Duyke Gaffer Kevin Lane PA Timmy Von Duyke Costumes Gina Scarnati (for rentals at Opera Delaware, go to www.operade.org) Make Up Freda J. Carson Duck Provider Dr. Rob Teti, Founder and Executive Director of Chenoa Manor - www.chenoamanor.org Filmed Entirely on the grounds of Mt. Cuba - www.mtcubacenter.org - near Wilmington, Delaware - this is one of the most beautiful places on the face of the earth with the nicest staff ever, seriously, these folks are the best, they let us in before sunrise and helped with anything we asked for all day long - if you get a chance, check out these incredible gardens! Catering Bella Vista Restaurant - www.bellavistatrattoria.com Finally, a HUGE Thank You to Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin - we truly appreciate your collective genius!