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Published January 06, 2014 1.1k views The Crypt More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Produced, Directed & Edited by
Coach Nick
Co-Director
ANDREW SPIELER
Line Producer
MICHAEL M. McGUIRE
Director of Photography
MICHAEL PESCASIO
Production Designer
MARS FEEHERY
Edited by
Coach Nick
Music by
Isaac Narell
Vocals by
Jenny Holland
Rap Lyrics by
Jacques Slade http://www.youtube.com/kustoo
Costume Design by
CHRISTY HAUPTMAN
CAST
Coach Nick: Himself
Announcer Jason Gordon
Cheerleaders
Sydney Guillaume
Anika Crone
Emily Hamilton
Kaila Jordan
Mary Katherine Malone
Charlotte Wen
Basketball Players
Emeroy Bernado
Aaron Hicks
Aamir Howard
Andrey Orlov
Sky Patterson
Tim Parrish
Iseah Rodgers
Jon Snow
Antone Datcher
Man With Hotdog: Michael Q. Schmidt
Coaches Darren Pasco, Mike Steinmentz
CREW
Art Director Peiyi Wong
Costume Supervisor Jeneille Ancheta
Makeup & Hair Mayera Abeita
Gaffer Garrett Williams
Key Grip Kevin Miller
Set Lighting Techs Pierce Cook, Cameron Dutra
Production Assistants Glenn Akers, Brittany Falardeau
SPECIAL THANKS to Mickey Briggs, Allard Cantor, Martin Hauselman
10 Funny Votes
54 Die Votes
1,087 Views
Published January 06, 2014
CHORUS 1
I'm coaching basketball
I'm coaching basketball
I'm coaching basketball
I'm coaching basketball
VERSE 1
Basketball is my favorite sport
And when they play I walk right down the middle of the court
They can't really play this court is 6 feet
These are all really actors that are behind me
clipboard and marker, I might throw my chai
To take the attention off my chest hai
They pass me the ball when I look the other way
And I "T" myself up cause thats how I play
CHORUS 2
This is fake basketball
Playing fake basketball
Everybody jump for the ball
Then add slo-mo when they fall.
VERSE 2
Now I'm standing with girls who can't even dribble
But they make me look good while I spit this riddle
I should line them all up in Triangle offense
Put down their pom-poms and play some defense
Make them move their feet, on the hardwood
Reference names they don't know like Jimmy Chitwood
I scream 1 pass away like they know what I mean
Why oh why Did I want to coach this team
VERSE 3
Guys stop doing karate and fighting with sticks
Work on your jump shot and play some defense
And who is this photographer that keeps poppin up
It's just annoying, like Russell Westbrook
Stop shooting the ball with your foot on the 3
That's just a nightmare a big waste to me
Even these cheerleaders have got my back
Here's a guy eating a hot dog that's really fat
CHORUS 3
Cheerleading Basketball
Pom poms no basketball
He's screaming at us all
We don't play basketball
VERSE 4
Hop, turn dip Sway
Are the skills that will take you all the way
and that chicken that you saw a few scenes ago
has nothing to do with fundamentals
Monday morning quarter back is what they might say
But i have analytics for the things i say
So you can talk all you want about the sport
But I'm the only one who knows it, the BBallSource
CHORUS 4
I'm coaching basketball
But I have no skills at All
I can tell you about it all
When you play basketball
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