Santarrhea (Sublime Parody)

Description: My latest parody is of the classic Sublime song, Santeria..and it should be a lot less offensive than Show Me Your Eagle Call. Lyrics... Ive been attacked by diarrhea And Im soo far from home. Well I chased like 8 White Castles With some, Bourbon and coke. Wish I had the funnies and that soft TP of mine, But my stomach is a crampin so Im run-nin ouutta time. Cuz Im really bout to blow, Please shoot me, soon, cuz I really think Im bout to shit my pants Here it comes, Just what I neeeed, NOT! Cuz my hole will have to, Wait til I at least get off this treeless road Daddys bout to blow a huge load. Damn I’m feelin strange, Its/That brownie rain, Feeeelin the pain and I gotta shit it out, Oh guess who’s fucked, well thatd be my brown eye. Oh Im sorry my asshole, forgive me, I just really need you to know that its make-a-shit time. Thank God, off the road, My hole will have to… You know whats really gay, Besides fanny..packs, Is when you feel round 2 boilin up inside. Guess Im snake bit, yeah Im shit outta luck. Tell my roommate that if our drawfan is still broken he wont wanna step inside. Daddys shits smell like rotten dead guys. And thanks to that slider laxative I have an asshole I cant control. Believe me when I say that I think somethin just fell outta my ass. What I really need now, besides undies, Is Imodium, peanut butter, and a plug for my bum. Ass take that, To be constipated, yea, And my hole will have to wait. Yea, yea, yea… keeeey