Stoned Debate II: Highlights

Series

Stoned Debates

Actor

Chris Tallman

Actor

Hunter Cope

Actor

Angela Trimbur

Actor

Jonathan Sanders

Director

Rod Blackhurst

Producer

Ally Hord

Sound

BoTown Sound

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

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WEBVTT 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:14.000 [Music Playing] [Coughing] 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:19.000 <v Chris Tallman> Alright, welcome everybody to the Humble County Debate. This is the fourth annual. I'm your host, Bill Mesersmits. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> Is this real? [Laughing] 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:22.000 <v Chris Tallman> Oh, it's real. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.000 [Laughing] 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Chris Tallman> Everybody all right? 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Angela Trimbur> No, I just, I'm thinking about this recurring nightmare where I'm in a tanning bed, and I'm naked and there's a tarantula and it's, like, starting to climb up the tanning bed. And I like, take off the little sunnies and I, like, see it, and it's slowly, just quickly zooms up my vagina. And then the whole thing goes on fire. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:47.000 <v Chris Tallman> Which weighs more? A ton of bricks, or a ton of feathers? 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Shawn Pearlman> Are you allowed to give us debating tips? 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:53.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> Put a brick [Thump] You hear that sound? A brick's heavier. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Chris Tallman> What's a feather sound like? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> [Gasps] You hear nothing. Does anyone ever ask you hey, have you heard a feather? 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Chris Tallman> A feather discussion. That's an interesting point. All right, over here. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Shawn Pearlman> Um... 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Angela Trimbur> Well, I mean I, I kind of agree, but... 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Chris Tallman> You guys understand a debate? 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:12.000 <v Hunter Cope> A ton. It's a measurement. It's a weight measurement, correct? 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> Yeah, it's a sound and weight measurement. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:15.000 <v Hunter Cope> Is it a sound? 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> We already discussed the feather, brick sound. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:20.000 <v Hunter Cope> Oh, sure, sure. 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:27.000 <v Chris Tallman> Put your brains on this one: sex change time, which is better? To start from a lady and go to a fella, or to start from a fella and go to a lady? 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Hunter Cope> I think a woman would get great pleasure from fu**ing over any guys that she's fu**ed in the past. Wait. Oh, s**t, wait a minute. Uh, wo-woman to man. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:39.000 <v Chris Tallman> Yes. Why? 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:40.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> You're growing a di*k. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:46.000 <v Hunter Cope> You're growing a di*k. So, yeah, you could like, hate f**k like when you, when you were maybe, like, treated poorly yourself. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:52.000 <v Chris Tallman> So, your point is be a woman, become a guy and then have gay sex with all the guys who screwed you over as a woman? 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:54.000 <v Hunter Cope> [Laughing] I guess so. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Chris Tallman> Interesting point. All right, Shawn and Angela, your rebuttal. 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:59.000 <v Angela Trimbur> Wait, we have to do woman from man? 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:00.000 <v Chris Tallman> You can do whatever you want. 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:01.000 <v Angela Trimbur> Oh. 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:02.000 <v Chris Tallman> Did you listen to anything they said? 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.000 <v Jonathan Sanders Hunter Cope> [Laughing] 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:04.000 <v Angela Trimbur> Yeah. Yeah. 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:05.000 <v Shawn Pearlman> Could you guys repeat what you said? [Laughing] 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.000 <v Hunter Cope> What are we all looking for in this world? 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:13.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> A sweet...mom. [Laughter] 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:16.000 <v Chris Tallman> So, at times, French is nicer than Spanish? 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:18.000 <v Angela Trimbur> I, I had in mind that I was doing Spanish, but it sounded like the French. 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:20.000 <v Chris Tallman> Lets try Spanish again. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:26.000 <v Angela Trimbur> They just always seem so happy! And, uh, I [gibberish] I'm adorable! 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:27.000 <v Chris Tallman> Okay, now do French. 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:29.000 <v Angela Trimbur> And the French are [Gibberish] You know? 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.000 <v Chris Tallman> I'll point out they wrote things down. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.000 <v Hunter Cope> We do too. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.000 <v Jonathan Sanders Hunter Cope> [Laughing] 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:36.000 <v Shawn Pearlman> We just made circles. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.000 <v Chris Tallman> Why is shaved better? 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> There's just a swiftness to it. You just, that feel. 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.000 <v Hunter Cope> Sort of a nice glide. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:46.000 <v Jonathan Sanders> Yeah. Do you see like, s**t coming out of ice? Like, you're skating on ice. You just want that clean surface. 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.000 <v Chris Tallman> You do not see s**t coming out of ice. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:51.000 <v Hunter Cope> State the question again, my friend. If you don't mind. 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:59.000 <v Chris Tallman> All right, my friend. Has organized religion outlived its usefulness to society? You said yes. Why? 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.000 <v Hunter Cope> Yes. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:04.000 <v Chris Tallman> All right, Shawn and Angela, your turn. 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:13.000 <v Shawn Pearlman> Okay. [Laughs] Um, well, you know, I mean, I think that they... 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.000 <v Chris Tallman> Hunter and Jon, you're going to win. Congratulations. 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:17.000 <v Angela Trimbur> Aww! I knew it! 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:22.000 [Music Playing]