Stoned Debate II: Highlights
A battle of dimmed wits.
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Series
Stoned Debates
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Actor
Chris Tallman
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Hunter Cope
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Angela Trimbur
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Actor
Jonathan Sanders
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Director
Rod Blackhurst
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Producer
Ally Hord
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Sound
BoTown Sound
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
Additional Credits:
Host - Chris Tallman as Bill Mesersmits
Debaters - Hunter Cope, Jonathan Sanders, Shawn Pearlman, Angela Trimbur
Director - Rod Blackhurst
Producer - Alison Hord
Written and Created by - Rod Blackhurst, Eric Levy, Michael Torpey
Director of Photography - Sean Conaty
Editor - Benjamin Moses Smith
Camera Operators - Gareth Paul Cox, TJ Hellmuth, Ben Mullin, Josh 'Bones' Murphy
AC - TJ Hellmuth & Josh 'Bones' Murphy
Gaffer - Gareth Paul Cox
G&E - Randy Garcia, Fernando Montes, Adam Galanter, Eric McGaw, David Carstens
Audio - BoTown Sound: Bo Sundberg and Steve Pallow
PA's - Andrew Grissom, Ross Buran, Daniel Beldy
Art Department - Samantha Corona
Title Design - Brian McGinn
Original Score - Silas Hite
Colorist - Andy Maxwell
Special Thanks - James Minchin III, Trevor Elier, Matthew Jordan, Kara Welker, Chris Suchorsky
Host - Chris Tallman as Bill Mesersmits
Debaters - Hunter Cope, Jonathan Sanders, Shawn Pearlman, Angela Trimbur
Director - Rod Blackhurst
Producer - Alison Hord
Written and Created by - Rod Blackhurst, Eric Levy, Michael Torpey
Director of Photography - Sean Conaty
Editor - Benjamin Moses Smith
Camera Operators - Gareth Paul Cox, TJ Hellmuth, Ben Mullin, Josh 'Bones' Murphy
AC - TJ Hellmuth & Josh 'Bones' Murphy
Gaffer - Gareth Paul Cox
G&E - Randy Garcia, Fernando Montes, Adam Galanter, Eric McGaw, David Carstens
Audio - BoTown Sound: Bo Sundberg and Steve Pallow
PA's - Andrew Grissom, Ross Buran, Daniel Beldy
Art Department - Samantha Corona
Title Design - Brian McGinn
Original Score - Silas Hite
Colorist - Andy Maxwell
Special Thanks - James Minchin III, Trevor Elier, Matthew Jordan, Kara Welker, Chris Suchorsky
Added 10 months ago
940 funny votes
1076 die votes
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A battle of dimmed wits.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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[Music Playing] [Coughing]
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<v Chris Tallman> Alright, welcome everybody to the Humble County Debate. This is the fourth annual. I'm your host, Bill Mesersmits.
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<v Jonathan Sanders> Is this real? [Laughing]
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<v Chris Tallman> Oh, it's real.
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[Laughing]
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<v Chris Tallman> Everybody all right?
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<v Angela Trimbur> No, I just, I'm thinking about this recurring nightmare where I'm in a tanning bed, and I'm naked and there's a tarantula and it's, like, starting to climb up the tanning bed. And I like, take off the little sunnies and I, like, see it, and it's slowly, just quickly zooms up my vagina. And then the whole thing goes on fire.
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<v Chris Tallman> Which weighs more? A ton of bricks, or a ton of feathers?
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<v Shawn Pearlman> Are you allowed to give us debating tips?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> Put a brick [Thump] You hear that sound? A brick's heavier.
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<v Chris Tallman> What's a feather sound like?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> [Gasps] You hear nothing. Does anyone ever ask you hey, have you heard a feather?
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<v Chris Tallman> A feather discussion. That's an interesting point. All right, over here.
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<v Shawn Pearlman> Um...
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<v Angela Trimbur> Well, I mean I, I kind of agree, but...
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<v Chris Tallman> You guys understand a debate?
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<v Hunter Cope> A ton. It's a measurement. It's a weight measurement, correct?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> Yeah, it's a sound and weight measurement.
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<v Hunter Cope> Is it a sound?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> We already discussed the feather, brick sound.
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<v Hunter Cope> Oh, sure, sure.
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<v Chris Tallman> Put your brains on this one: sex change time, which is better? To start from a lady and go to a fella, or to start from a fella and go to a lady?
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<v Hunter Cope> I think a woman would get great pleasure from fu**ing over any guys that she's fu**ed in the past. Wait. Oh, s**t, wait a minute. Uh, wo-woman to man.
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<v Chris Tallman> Yes. Why?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> You're growing a di*k.
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<v Hunter Cope> You're growing a di*k. So, yeah, you could like, hate f**k like when you, when you were maybe, like, treated poorly yourself.
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<v Chris Tallman> So, your point is be a woman, become a guy and then have gay sex with all the guys who screwed you over as a woman?
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<v Hunter Cope> [Laughing] I guess so.
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<v Chris Tallman> Interesting point. All right, Shawn and Angela, your rebuttal.
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<v Angela Trimbur> Wait, we have to do woman from man?
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<v Chris Tallman> You can do whatever you want.
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<v Angela Trimbur> Oh.
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<v Chris Tallman> Did you listen to anything they said?
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<v Jonathan Sanders Hunter Cope> [Laughing]
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<v Angela Trimbur> Yeah. Yeah.
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<v Shawn Pearlman> Could you guys repeat what you said? [Laughing]
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<v Hunter Cope> What are we all looking for in this world?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> A sweet...mom. [Laughter]
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<v Chris Tallman> So, at times, French is nicer than Spanish?
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<v Angela Trimbur> I, I had in mind that I was doing Spanish, but it sounded like the French.
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<v Chris Tallman> Lets try Spanish again.
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<v Angela Trimbur> They just always seem so happy! And, uh, I [gibberish] I'm adorable!
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<v Chris Tallman> Okay, now do French.
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<v Angela Trimbur> And the French are [Gibberish] You know?
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<v Chris Tallman> I'll point out they wrote things down.
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<v Hunter Cope> We do too.
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<v Jonathan Sanders Hunter Cope> [Laughing]
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<v Shawn Pearlman> We just made circles.
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<v Chris Tallman> Why is shaved better?
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<v Jonathan Sanders> There's just a swiftness to it. You just, that feel.
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<v Hunter Cope> Sort of a nice glide.
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<v Jonathan Sanders> Yeah. Do you see like, s**t coming out of ice? Like, you're skating on ice. You just want that clean surface.
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<v Chris Tallman> You do not see s**t coming out of ice.
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<v Hunter Cope> State the question again, my friend. If you don't mind.
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<v Chris Tallman> All right, my friend. Has organized religion outlived its usefulness to society? You said yes. Why?
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<v Hunter Cope> Yes.
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<v Chris Tallman> All right, Shawn and Angela, your turn.
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<v Shawn Pearlman> Okay. [Laughs] Um, well, you know, I mean, I think that they...
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<v Chris Tallman> Hunter and Jon, you're going to win. Congratulations.
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<v Angela Trimbur> Aww! I knew it!
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[Music Playing]
More by Stoned Debates, Chris Tallman, Hunter Cope, Angela Trimbu...
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- “ a feather discussion “ “ woman 2 man “ funny stuff
- We did this exact same bit, with the same exact premise and game on 4/20 two years ago. It was all over Funnyordie. Just throwing that out there. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5221258ef7/weed-debates-1-of-3
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