My Kapowski by Def Karaoke Jam
A perverted love song featuring the theme of the Allan Thicke's Growing Pains. For more music by Def Karaoke Jam or to download the mp3 for free visit http://www.DKJmusic.com
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Additional Credits:
Lyrics by DJ Tanner, and BJ Thomas
Guitar - David West
Bass - Joe Powers
Produced & Mastered by Dark Nigel Worldwide Entertainment
Lyrics by DJ Tanner, and BJ Thomas
Guitar - David West
Bass - Joe Powers
Produced & Mastered by Dark Nigel Worldwide Entertainment
Added almost 3 years ago
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A perverted love song featuring the theme of the Allan Thicke's Growing Pains. For more music by Def Karaoke Jam or to download the mp3 for free visit http://www.DKJmusic.com
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Like Zack and Kelly - we were meant to be
And from the start you were my Kapowski
I met you at a crowded house party
Thats when you gave your beeper number to me
I took you to Outback on our first date
The steak was overcooked but the fried onion was great
Our conversation well that was even bette
You complemented me on my alligator sweate
Then we hit a bar for a couple of drinks
But left that same bar when the DJ played Pink
Sooner than I would think, we started making out
Sooner than I would think, sex at your parents house
Yeah, we moved fast, but this felt so right
Yeah I hit that ass, but I would still spend the night
The next morning, milk on my Cookie Crip
And I thought a girl like you didnt exist
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
So lets call this an open letter to my boo
Now it seems like my future is in view
Im Teri Schiavo and youre my feeding tube
(Thats messed up) but I would die without you
We must be like the worlds perfect match
like a Hypercolor t-shirt, my favorite fanny pack
Back in 89, thats how I used to ride
But now I cant ride without you by my side
My beautiful bride you could one day may be
For now, well just practice makng babies
My single friends they talk like Im crazy
Because lately, to them Ive been ghost like Swayze
They laugh cause they think our love wont last long
They laugh cause they think our love is not strong
They say were cheesier than a Chicago song
But the Glory of Love, it can never be wrong
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
(bridge)
Your beauty is the kind that makes me sorry for the blind
But lucky every time I see that ass from behind
And of all the fly girls you would be the most
So Im going to play you close, like butter played toast
Verse 3
Well always be together like Siamese Twins
Even though we might not share the same limbs
But we can share the world we live in
As it spins like Master Ps Rims
Together we can live in sin
The only thing between us will be made of lambskin
So show me that smile again
Show me that Smile
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
And from the start you were my Kapowski
I met you at a crowded house party
Thats when you gave your beeper number to me
I took you to Outback on our first date
The steak was overcooked but the fried onion was great
Our conversation well that was even bette
You complemented me on my alligator sweate
Then we hit a bar for a couple of drinks
But left that same bar when the DJ played Pink
Sooner than I would think, we started making out
Sooner than I would think, sex at your parents house
Yeah, we moved fast, but this felt so right
Yeah I hit that ass, but I would still spend the night
The next morning, milk on my Cookie Crip
And I thought a girl like you didnt exist
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
So lets call this an open letter to my boo
Now it seems like my future is in view
Im Teri Schiavo and youre my feeding tube
(Thats messed up) but I would die without you
We must be like the worlds perfect match
like a Hypercolor t-shirt, my favorite fanny pack
Back in 89, thats how I used to ride
But now I cant ride without you by my side
My beautiful bride you could one day may be
For now, well just practice makng babies
My single friends they talk like Im crazy
Because lately, to them Ive been ghost like Swayze
They laugh cause they think our love wont last long
They laugh cause they think our love is not strong
They say were cheesier than a Chicago song
But the Glory of Love, it can never be wrong
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
(bridge)
Your beauty is the kind that makes me sorry for the blind
But lucky every time I see that ass from behind
And of all the fly girls you would be the most
So Im going to play you close, like butter played toast
Verse 3
Well always be together like Siamese Twins
Even though we might not share the same limbs
But we can share the world we live in
As it spins like Master Ps Rims
Together we can live in sin
The only thing between us will be made of lambskin
So show me that smile again
Show me that Smile
As long as we got each othe
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.
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