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Happy Holidays from everyone at Between Two Ferns, Funny Or Die, and some special guests.
Published December 18, 2013 3.9m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Zach Galifianakis, Samuel L. Jackson, Tobey Maguire and The Arcade Fire
Directed by - Scott Aukerman
Executive Producers - Scott Aukerman, BJ Porter and Mike Farah
Producers - Sean Boyle & Betsy Koch
Cinematographer / Editor - Brian Lane
Cinematographer / Gaffer - Kevin Stewart
Camera Operators - Aaron Ulrich & Jordan Downey
Production Designer - Rachael Ferrara
Art Director - Alexi Gomez
Sound - Bo Sundberg for BoTown Sound
Hair/MU - Amy Mills, Brenna Haukedahl and Tiffany Rose Fairbanks
Production Assistants - Andrew Grissom, Parker Seaman, Ross Buran and John McKay
Special Thanks- Dounia Mikou, Neil Campbell and Tim Kalpakis

[MUSIC PLAYS]

READY?


THREE--

TWO--

NO, NO, YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I'M COUNTING IT IN. THIS IS MY SHOW

YOU DON'T SAY THE ONE.
YOU GO THREE, TWO--

AND THEN THEY THROW IT TO YOU

YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH SHUT--

CUZ I'M COUNTING THE SHOW IN.

THIS IS A CHRISTMAS FUCKIN' SPECTACULAR, OKAY?

THREE-- TWO-- ONE--

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.

I'M ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, AND THIS IS THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
EDITION OF BETWEEN TWO FERNS.

I'M YOUR HOST ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.

I'M HERE TODAY WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

SAMUEL L. JACKSON AND, UH--

YOU'RE TOBEY?

MR. JACKSON, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS ON STARING
IN THE BEST DIE HARD MOVIE, EVER.

DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

I MEANT THE 3RD, DIE HARD MOVIE EVER.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AN ENGLISH PUB WHERE THEY'RE
SERVING HARD CIDER, AND YELLED OUT,

"THIS CIDER HOUSE RULES?"

YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

YOU'VE HAD THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM TOTAL OF ALL TIME.

IS THAT WHY YOU AGREED TO BE IN TURBO?

YEAH.

I MEAN, I DON'T EAT SNAILS, BUT I LIKE'EM.

I HAD YOUR GOOD FRIEND EMANUEL LEWIS ON THE SHOW RECENTLY

AND I ONLY BRING IT UP BECAUSE YOU BOTH PLAYED WEBSTERS.

YOU SHOT, WEBS OUT OF YOUR WRIST.

00:01:33.000 --: 00:01:34.000
[WEB SHOOTING SOUNDS]

I DON'T KNOW EMANUEL LEWIS--

BUT YOU GET IT, LIKE HE PLAYED WEBSTER, AND YOU'RE A WEBSTER.

YEAH I DON'T KNOW HIM.

WELL LOOK IT UP ON WEBSTERS.

WHEN DID HOLLYWOOD BECOME SUCH A FUCKIN'--

EVERYBODY'S GOTTA BE A SUPERHERO NOW?

NOT EVERYBODY APPARENTLY.

ONLY HEROIC PEOPLE.

THEY ASKED ME TO BE IN ONE.

WHICH ONE?

--FAT ALBERT.

YOU KNOW WHAT SANDWICH I GET AT MY DELI?

SNAKES ON A PLANE BAGEL.

REALLY? WHAT'S ON IT?

JUST SNAKES.

HMM--

NOTHING ON A BAGEL.

I GOT YOU GUYS A, CHRISTMAS GIFT--

OF A, MOVIE, FILM I WAS IN CALLED THE CAMPAIGN.

BUT THAT FILM, WHICH HAS A BLACK GUY IN IT,
I PLAYED A GUY NAMED MARTY HUGGINS--

WHICH IS A GREAT CHARACTER TO RESEARCH,
AND TO GET INTO, AS AN ACTOR

I DO LIKE THE MOVIE THOUGH.

THANK YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD--
IT'S A GREAT FILM. IT'S A FILM THAT I DID--

FIRST TIME I SAW IT, I WAS ON A PLANE.

CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, COULDN'T TURN MY LIGHT OFF. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE ON--

--WERE THERE SNAKES ON IT?

SO I HAD TO WATCH IT, AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, I FOUND SOME FUCKIN'--

--YEAH, IT'S UH--IT'S A GREAT FILM. IT'S LIKE A POLITICAL, SA--

-- AND I FOUND SOME LAUGHS

I DON'T KNOW IF SATIRE'S THE RIGHT WORD

BUT IT'S SOMETHING THAT I DID WITH FERRELL, AND, UH,
FERRELL'S A GREAT GUY, SO.

HERE YA GO.

NO WORRIES.

NO PROBLEM.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON, AND TOBEY, AND UM,
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.

SINGING LITTLE DRUMMER BOY, PLEASE WELCOME--

ARCADE FIRE

[VACUUM NOISE]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

COME THEY TOLD ME
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM

A NEW BORN KING TO SEE
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM

OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM

TO LAY BEFORE THE KING
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM,

RUM PUM PUM PUM,
RUM PUM PUM PUM

[COUGHING]

--IT HAS ASBESTOS

SO TO HONOR HIM
PA RUM PUM PUM PUM

ON MY DRUM

00:04:35.000 --: 00:04:40.000
[COUGHING]

[COUGHING]

OH, NOW YOU WANNA GIVE ME A POUND AND SHIT, ALRIGHT--

WHAT IS THIS?

BLACK POWER.

[LAUGHS]

[COUGHS]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

DON'T FORGET KWANZA.

AND KWANZA--

[MUSIC PLAYS]

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