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Happy Holidays from everyone at Between Two Ferns, Funny Or Die, and some special guests.
Published December 18, 2013 4.9m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Zach Galifianakis, Samuel L. Jackson, Tobey Maguire and The Arcade Fire
Directed by - Scott Aukerman
Executive Producers - Scott Aukerman, BJ Porter and Mike Farah
Producers - Sean Boyle & Betsy Koch
Cinematographer / Editor - Brian Lane
Cinematographer / Gaffer - Kevin Stewart
Camera Operators - Aaron Ulrich & Jordan Downey
Production Designer - Rachael Ferrara
Art Director - Alexi Gomez
Sound - Bo Sundberg for BoTown Sound
Hair/MU - Amy Mills, Brenna Haukedahl and Tiffany Rose Fairbanks
Production Assistants - Andrew Grissom, Parker Seaman, Ross Buran and John McKay
Special Thanks- Dounia Mikou, Neil Campbell and Tim Kalpakis

[music plays]
Zach Galifianakis: Ready?
Zach Galifianakis: Three--
Zach Galifianakis: Two--
Zach Galifianakis: No, no, you don't say anything.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm counting it in. This is my show.
Tobey Maguire: You don't say the one.
You go three, two--
Tobey Maguire: And then they throw it to you.
Zach Galifianakis: You have to keep your fuckin' mouth shut--
Zach Galifianakis: Cuz I'm counting the show in.
Zach Galifianakis: This is a Christmas fuckin' spectacular, okay?
Zach Galifianakis: Three, two, one.
Zach Galifianakis: Happy holidays everyone.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm Zach Galifianakis, and this is the happy holidays edition of Between Two Ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm here today with special guests
Zach Galifianakis: Samuel L. Jackson and, uh--
Zach Galifianakis: You're Tobey?
Zach Galifianakis: Mr. Jackson, I want to say congratulations on staring
In the best Die Hard movie, ever.
Samuel L Jackson: Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Zach Galifianakis: I meant the 3rd, Die Hard movie ever.
Zach Galifianakis: Have you ever been to an English pub where they're
serving hard cider, and yelled out,
Zach Galifianakis: "This cider house rules?"
Tobey Maguire: You know me so well.
Zach Galifianakis: You've had the highest grossing film total of all time.
Zach Galifianakis: Is that why you agreed to be in Turbo?
Samuel L Jackson: Yeah.
Samuel L Jackson: I mean, I don't eat snails, but I like'em.
Zach Galifianakis: I had your good friend Emanuel Lewis on the show recently
Zach Galifianakis: and I only bring it up, because you both played Websters.
Zach Galifianakis: You shot, webs out of your wrist.
[web shooting sounds]
Tobey Maguire: I don't know Emanuel Lewis--
Zach Galifianakis: But you get it, like he played Webster, and you're a webster.
Tobey Maguire: Yeah I don't know him.
Zach Galifianakis: Well look it up on Websters.
Zach Galifianakis: When did Hollywood become such a fuckin'--
Zach Galifianakis: Everybody's gotta be a superhero now?
Samuel L Jackson: Not everybody apparently.
Tobey Maguire: Only heroic people.
Tobey Maguire: They asked me to be in one.
Samuel L Jackson: Which one?
Zach Galifianakis: Fat Albert.
Zach Galifianakis: You know what sandwich I get at my deli?
Zach Galifianakis: Snakes on a plain bagel.
Samuel L Jackson: Really? What's on it?
Zach Galifianakis: Just snakes.
Samuel L Jackson: Hmm--
Zach Galifianakis: Nothing on a bagel.
Zach Galifianakis: I got you guys a, Christmas gift,
Zach Galifianakis: of a, movie, film I was in called the Campaign.
Zach Galifianakis: But that film, which has a black guy in it,
I played a guy named Marty Huggins--
Zach Galifianakis: which is a great character to research,
and to get into, as an actor
Samuel L Jackson: I do like the movie though.
Zach Galifianakis: Thank you. I thought you would--
It's a great film. It's a film that I did--
Samuel L Jackson: First time I saw it, I was on a plane.
Samuel L Jackson: Captive audience, couldn't turn my light off. There was nothing else on--
Zach Galifianakis: Were there snakes on it? Just kidding.
Samuel L Jackson: --So I had to watch it, and before I knew it, I found some fuckin'--
Zach Galifianakis: --Yeah, it's uh, it's a great film. It's like a political, sa--
Samuel L Jackson: --and I found some laughs
Zach Galifianakis: --I don't know if satire's the right word,
Zach Galifianakis: but it's something that I did with Ferrell, and, uh,
Ferrell's a great guy, so.
Tobey Maguire: Here ya go.
Zach Galifianakis: No worries.
Tobey Maguire: No problem.
Zach Galifianakis: I would like to thank Samuel L. Jackson, and Tobey, and um,
happy holidays everyone.
Zach Galifianakis: Singing little drummer boy, please welcome--
Zach Galifianakis: Arcade Fire
[vacuum noise is heard]
[music plays]
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new born king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
[coughing]
Zach Galifianakis: --It has asbestos
So to honor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
On my drum
[coughing]
[coughing]
Samuel L Jackson: Oh, now you wanna give me a pound and shit, alright--
Samuel L Jackson: What is this?
Zach Galifianakis: Black power.
[laughs]
[coughs]
Zach Galifianakis: Happy holidays.
Samuel L Jackson: Don't forget Kwanza.
Zach Galifianakis: And Kwanza.
[music plays]
[music plays]
Zach Galifianakis: Ready?
Zach Galifianakis: Three--
Zach Galifianakis: Two--
Zach Galifianakis: No, no, you don't say anything.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm counting it in. This is my show.
Tobey Maguire: You don't say the one.
You go three, two--
Tobey Maguire: And then they throw it to you.
Zach Galifianakis: You have to keep your fuckin' mouth shut--
Zach Galifianakis: Cuz I'm counting the show in.
Zach Galifianakis: This is a Christmas fuckin' spectacular, okay?
Zach Galifianakis: Three, two, one.
Zach Galifianakis: Happy holidays everyone.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm Zach Galifianakis, and this is the happy holidays edition of Between Two Ferns.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm here today with special guests
Zach Galifianakis: Samuel L. Jackson and, uh--
Zach Galifianakis: You're Tobey?
Zach Galifianakis: Mr. Jackson, I want to say congratulations on staring
In the best Die Hard movie, ever.
Samuel L Jackson: Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Zach Galifianakis: I meant the 3rd, Die Hard movie ever.
Zach Galifianakis: Have you ever been to an English pub where they're
serving hard cider, and yelled out,
Zach Galifianakis: "This cider house rules?"
Tobey Maguire: You know me so well.
Zach Galifianakis: You've had the highest grossing film total of all time.
Zach Galifianakis: Is that why you agreed to be in Turbo?
Samuel L Jackson: Yeah.
Samuel L Jackson: I mean, I don't eat snails, but I like'em.
Zach Galifianakis: I had your good friend Emanuel Lewis on the show recently
Zach Galifianakis: and I only bring it up, because you both played Websters.
Zach Galifianakis: You shot, webs out of your wrist.
[web shooting sounds]
Tobey Maguire: I don't know Emanuel Lewis--
Zach Galifianakis: But you get it, like he played Webster, and you're a webster.
Tobey Maguire: Yeah I don't know him.
Zach Galifianakis: Well look it up on Websters.
Zach Galifianakis: When did Hollywood become such a fuckin'--
Zach Galifianakis: Everybody's gotta be a superhero now?
Samuel L Jackson: Not everybody apparently.
Tobey Maguire: Only heroic people.
Tobey Maguire: They asked me to be in one.
Samuel L Jackson: Which one?
Zach Galifianakis: Fat Albert.
Zach Galifianakis: You know what sandwich I get at my deli?
Zach Galifianakis: Snakes on a plain bagel.
Samuel L Jackson: Really? What's on it?
Zach Galifianakis: Just snakes.
Samuel L Jackson: Hmm--
Zach Galifianakis: Nothing on a bagel.
Zach Galifianakis: I got you guys a, Christmas gift,
Zach Galifianakis: of a, movie, film I was in called the Campaign.
Zach Galifianakis: But that film, which has a black guy in it,
I played a guy named Marty Huggins--
Zach Galifianakis: which is a great character to research,
and to get into, as an actor
Samuel L Jackson: I do like the movie though.
Zach Galifianakis: Thank you. I thought you would--
It's a great film. It's a film that I did--
Samuel L Jackson: First time I saw it, I was on a plane.
Samuel L Jackson: Captive audience, couldn't turn my light off. There was nothing else on--
Zach Galifianakis: Were there snakes on it? Just kidding.
Samuel L Jackson: --So I had to watch it, and before I knew it, I found some fuckin'--
Zach Galifianakis: --Yeah, it's uh, it's a great film. It's like a political, sa--
Samuel L Jackson: --and I found some laughs
Zach Galifianakis: --I don't know if satire's the right word,
Zach Galifianakis: but it's something that I did with Ferrell, and, uh,
Ferrell's a great guy, so.
Tobey Maguire: Here ya go.
Zach Galifianakis: No worries.
Tobey Maguire: No problem.
Zach Galifianakis: I would like to thank Samuel L. Jackson, and Tobey, and um,
happy holidays everyone.
Zach Galifianakis: Singing little drummer boy, please welcome--
Zach Galifianakis: Arcade Fire
[vacuum noise is heard]
[music plays]
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new born king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
[coughing]
Zach Galifianakis: --It has asbestos
So to honor him
Pa rum pum pum pum
On my drum
[coughing]
[coughing]
Samuel L Jackson: Oh, now you wanna give me a pound and shit, alright--
Samuel L Jackson: What is this?
Zach Galifianakis: Black power.
[laughs]
[coughs]
Zach Galifianakis: Happy holidays.
Samuel L Jackson: Don't forget Kwanza.
Zach Galifianakis: And Kwanza.
[music plays]

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