Two lovely young ladies walk into a bar to order a few drinks when they reveal just how mature they really are.
Published July 14, 2010 2.8m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Zoe Saldana as Kaye
Kate Bosworth as Marghi
Janeane Garofalo as the Bartender
Greg Grunberg as the Regular
Jason Lewis as Alex
Victor Webster as Ivan
Bruce Walrath as Dude
Also featuring Brian Pollack, E-Kan Soong, Ace Marrero, and Marcos Reyes
Written and Directed by Kat Coiro
Produced by Christin Trogan
Executive Producers: Lauren Bratman and Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata
B Camera: Brian Mulchy
Edited by Danny Jelinkek
First AC: Michael Bosman
Second AC: Ray Lee
Assistant Director: Greg Kindra
Sound Consultant: BoTown Sound
Sound Mixer/Boom: Kevin Faber
Additional Sound Mixing by Ryan D. Cole
Gaffer: Kevin Stewart
Grip: Dave Cronin
Swing: Ryan Ovadia
Set Photographer: Tiffany Roohani
Equipment Coordinator: Brian Lane
Casting: Leslie Woo
Production Design by Emmy Eves and Kathrin Eder
Makeup and Hair: Shauna O'Toole
Assistant Makeup and Hair: Sarah Laine Smith
Makeup for Ms. Saldana: Ver Steimberg
Hair for Ms. Saldana: Mara Roszak
Wardrobe: Emmy Eves
Production Assistants: Elliot Dickerhoof, Alexandra Kennedy, Samantha Chan
Special Thanks to Michelle Fox, Jarid, and Bar Lubitsch of West Hollywood
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Published July 14, 2010
Janeane Garofalo: I lived in Tierra del Fuego and then Zimbabwe before coming back to the States to earn my nursing degree, which was fulfilling, but very emotional draining. So I decided to bartend for a while.

Greg Grunberg: Okay.

Janeane Garofalo: You know, they’re very similar; caring for the weak, right?

Greg Grunberg: Ha ha.

Janeane Garofalo: So, Publilius Syrus says…

Greg Grunberg has stopped listening and, instead, is staring toward the door. AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long is playing loudly.

Janeane Garofalo: Oh fuck.

Janeane Garofalo: Dude, will you turn that shit down!

Bruce Walrath: Sorry.

Janeane Garofalo: I can’t believe those two idiots are back.

Greg Grunberg: Why is that when women are threatened by beautiful women, they go right to insulting their intelligence?

Janeane Garofalo: Whoa! This has nothing to do with being threatened. They have the mental capacity of two year olds.

Zoe Saldana (in a child’s voice): What’s your favorite movie?

Kate Bosworth (also in a child’s voice): My favorite movie is Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Do you like my drum?

Zoe Saldana: I want to play with it.

Zoe Saldana: It’s my turn.

Kate Bosworth: Hey, give me my drum back.

Janeane Garofalo: What do you want?

Kate Bosworth: Dirt. A dog. Beer. A water. A water!

Janeane Garofalo: And you?

Zoe Saldana: Gimme orange juice.

Kate Bosworth: I got Buzz Lightyear underwear.

Kate Bosworth: I have to go poo-poo and then I have to go pee-pee. Stinky pee-pee.

Greg Grunberg: Oh, you know what, let me get that. Put it on my tab.

Greg Grunberg: Hello, ladies.

Zoe Saldana: You’re silly.

Kate Bosworth: You’re killy.

Zoe Saldana (to Kate Bosworth): You’re killy.

Kate Bosworth (to Zoe Saldana): You’re Billy.

Zoe Saldana: Say the magic word.

Kate Bosworth: Thank you.

Greg Grunberg: Man, those girls are incredible.

Janeane Garofalo: Can I help you?

Jason Lewis (in a child’s voice): Can I please have some apple juice?

Janeane Garofalo: Yeah.

Victor Webster (in a child’s voice): I’m a boy robot.

Greg Grunberg: Idiots.
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