Starring Zoe Saldana as Kaye Kate Bosworth as Marghi Janeane Garofalo as the Bartender Greg Grunberg as the Regular Jason Lewis as Alex Victor Webster as Ivan Bruce Walrath as Dude Also featuring Brian Pollack, E-Kan Soong, Ace Marrero, and Marcos Reyes Written and Directed by Kat Coiro Produced by Christin Trogan Executive Producers: Lauren Bratman and Mike Farah Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata B Camera: Brian Mulchy Edited by Danny Jelinkek First AC: Michael Bosman Second AC: Ray Lee Assistant Director: Greg Kindra Sound Consultant: BoTown Sound Sound Mixer/Boom: Kevin Faber Additional Sound Mixing by Ryan D. Cole Gaffer: Kevin Stewart Grip: Dave Cronin Swing: Ryan Ovadia Set Photographer: Tiffany Roohani Equipment Coordinator: Brian Lane Casting: Leslie Woo Production Design by Emmy Eves and Kathrin Eder Makeup and Hair: Shauna O'Toole Assistant Makeup and Hair: Sarah Laine Smith Makeup for Ms. Saldana: Ver Steimberg Hair for Ms. Saldana: Mara Roszak Wardrobe: Emmy Eves Production Assistants: Elliot Dickerhoof, Alexandra Kennedy, Samantha Chan Special Thanks to Michelle Fox, Jarid, and Bar Lubitsch of West Hollywood
Janeane Garofalo: (Off-Camera) So, I lived in Tierra del
Fuego and then Zimbabwe
Janeane Garofalo: before coming back to the
States to get my nursing
Janeane Garofalo: degree, which was
fulfilling, but very
Janeane Garofalo: emotional draining.
Janeane Garofalo: So I decided to
bartend for a while.
Greg Grunberg: Okay.
Janeane Garofalo: You know, they're very similar; caring for the
Janeane Garofalo: weak, right?
Greg Grunberg: (laughs)
Janeane Garofalo: So, Publilius Syrus
Janeane Garofalo: Oh fuck.
Janeane Garofalo: Dude, will you turn
that shit down!
Bruce Walrath: Sorry.
Janeane Garofalo: I can't believe those two
idiots are back.
Greg Grunberg: Why is that when women are threatened by beautiful
Greg Grunberg: women, they go right to
Janeane Garofalo: Whoa! This has nothing to
do with being threatened.
Janeane Garofalo: They have the mental
capacity of two year olds.
Zoe Saldana: (child's voice) What's your
Kate Bosworth: (child's voice) My favorite movie is
Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Kate Bosworth: Do you like
Zoe Saldana: I want to play
Zoe Saldana: It's my turn.
Kate Bosworth: Hey, give me
my drum back.
Janeane Garofalo: What do you
Kate Bosworth: Umm...
Kate Bosworth: Dirt,
Kate Bosworth: umm, a dog,
Kate Bosworth: umm, beer,
Kate Bosworth: A water!
Janeane Garofalo: And you?
Zoe Saldana: Gimme orange juice.
Kate Bosworth: I got Buzz Lightyear
Kate Bosworth: I have to go poo-poo and
then I have to go pee-pee.
Kate Bosworth: Stinky pee-pee.
Greg Grunberg: Oh, you know what, let me
get that. Put it on my tab.
Greg Grunberg: Hello, ladies.
Zoe Saldana: You're silly.
Kate Bosworth: You're killy.
Zoe Saldana: You're killy.
Kate Bosworth: You're Billy.
Zoe Saldana: Say the magic word.
Kate Bosworth: Thank you.
Greg Grunberg: Man, those girls are
Janeane Garofalo: (sighs)
Janeane Garofalo: Can I help
Jason Lewis: Can I please have some
Janeane Garofalo: Yeah.
Victor Webster: I'm a boy
(he imitates a robot)
Greg Grunberg: Idiots.
[a child sings]
♪ I'm leavin' on a jet plane ♪
♪ Don't know when I'll be back again ♪
♪ Oh babe, I hate to go ♪
♪ [inaudible] ♪