Idiots with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth

Actor

Zoe Saldana

Actor

Kate Bosworth

Director & Writer

kat coiro

Actor

Janeane Garofalo

Actor

Jason Lewis

Cinematographer

Antonio Scarlata

Editor

Danny Jelinek

Actor

Greg Grunberg

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Makeup

Shauna O'Toole

Cam Op

Brian Mulchy

Producer

Christin Trogan

Sound Consultant

BoTown Sound

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Janeane Garofalo: I lived in Tierra del Fuego and then Zimbabwe before coming back to the States to earn my nursing degree, which was fulfilling, but very emotional draining. So I decided to bartend for a while.

Greg Grunberg: Okay.

Janeane Garofalo: You know, they’re very similar; caring for the weak, right?

Greg Grunberg: Ha ha.

Janeane Garofalo: So, Publilius Syrus says…

Greg Grunberg has stopped listening and, instead, is staring toward the door. AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long is playing loudly.

Janeane Garofalo: Oh fuck.

Janeane Garofalo: Dude, will you turn that shit down!

Bruce Walrath: Sorry.

Janeane Garofalo: I can’t believe those two idiots are back.

Greg Grunberg: Why is that when women are threatened by beautiful women, they go right to insulting their intelligence?

Janeane Garofalo: Whoa! This has nothing to do with being threatened. They have the mental capacity of two year olds.

Zoe Saldana (in a child’s voice): What’s your favorite movie?

Kate Bosworth (also in a child’s voice): My favorite movie is Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Do you like my drum?

Zoe Saldana: I want to play with it.

Zoe Saldana: It’s my turn.

Kate Bosworth: Hey, give me my drum back.

Janeane Garofalo: What do you want?

Kate Bosworth: Dirt. A dog. Beer. A water. A water!

Janeane Garofalo: And you?

Zoe Saldana: Gimme orange juice.

Kate Bosworth: I got Buzz Lightyear underwear.

Kate Bosworth: I have to go poo-poo and then I have to go pee-pee. Stinky pee-pee.

Greg Grunberg: Oh, you know what, let me get that. Put it on my tab.

Greg Grunberg: Hello, ladies.

Zoe Saldana: You’re silly.

Kate Bosworth: You’re killy.

Zoe Saldana (to Kate Bosworth): You’re killy.

Kate Bosworth (to Zoe Saldana): You’re Billy.

Zoe Saldana: Say the magic word.

Kate Bosworth: Thank you.

Greg Grunberg: Man, those girls are incredible.

Janeane Garofalo: Can I help you?

Jason Lewis (in a child’s voice): Can I please have some apple juice?

Janeane Garofalo: Yeah.

Victor Webster (in a child’s voice): I’m a boy robot.

Greg Grunberg: Idiots.