Idiots with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth

Two lovely young ladies walk into a bar to order a few drinks when they reveal just how mature they really are.

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: Actor
Zoe Saldana

: Actor
Kate Bosworth

: Director & Writer
kat coiro

: Actor
Janeane Garofalo

: Actor
Jason Lewis

: Cinematographer
Antonio Scarlata

: Editor
Danny Jelinek

: Executive Producer
Funny Or Die

: Actor
Greg Grunberg

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Description: Two lovely young ladies walk into a bar to order a few drinks when they reveal just how mature they really are.

Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: zoe saldana kate bosworth avatar blue crush bar drinks girls girl sexy hot cute drunk drinking kiss tops bars order

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Janeane Garofalo: I lived in Tierra del Fuego and then Zimbabwe before coming back to the States to earn my nursing degree, which was fulfilling, but very emotional draining. So I decided to bartend for a while.

Greg Grunberg: Okay.

Janeane Garofalo: You know, they’re very similar; caring for the weak, right?

Greg Grunberg: Ha ha.

Janeane Garofalo: So, Publilius Syrus says…

Greg Grunberg has stopped listening and, instead, is staring toward the door. AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long is playing loudly.

Janeane Garofalo: Oh fuck.

Janeane Garofalo: Dude, will you turn that shit down!

Bruce Walrath: Sorry.

Janeane Garofalo: I can’t believe those two idiots are back.

Greg Grunberg: Why is that when women are threatened by beautiful women, they go right to insulting their intelligence?

Janeane Garofalo: Whoa! This has nothing to do with being threatened. They have the mental capacity of two year olds.

Zoe Saldana (in a child’s voice): What’s your favorite movie?

Kate Bosworth (also in a child’s voice): My favorite movie is Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Do you like my drum?

Zoe Saldana: I want to play with it.

Zoe Saldana: It’s my turn.

Kate Bosworth: Hey, give me my drum back.

Janeane Garofalo: What do you want?

Kate Bosworth: Dirt. A dog. Beer. A water. A water!

Janeane Garofalo: And you?

Zoe Saldana: Gimme orange juice.

Kate Bosworth: I got Buzz Lightyear underwear.

Kate Bosworth: I have to go poo-poo and then I have to go pee-pee. Stinky pee-pee.

Greg Grunberg: Oh, you know what, let me get that. Put it on my tab.

Greg Grunberg: Hello, ladies.

Zoe Saldana: You’re silly.

Kate Bosworth: You’re killy.

Zoe Saldana (to Kate Bosworth): You’re killy.

Kate Bosworth (to Zoe Saldana): You’re Billy.

Zoe Saldana: Say the magic word.

Kate Bosworth: Thank you.

Greg Grunberg: Man, those girls are incredible.

Janeane Garofalo: Can I help you?

Jason Lewis (in a child’s voice): Can I please have some apple juice?

Janeane Garofalo: Yeah.

Victor Webster (in a child’s voice): I’m a boy robot.

Greg Grunberg: Idiots.