First Degree The D.E. "LISTEN UP, YA HONKEY!"
FIRST DEGREE THE D.E.'S "LISTEN UP, YA HONKEY!" IS DEDICATED TO THE RACIST AND INSENSITIVE. If you are a respectable, understanding, White man or woman, THANK YOU VERY... more »
FIRST DEGREE THE D.E.'S "LISTEN UP, YA HONKEY!" IS DEDICATED TO THE RACIST AND INSENSITIVE.
If you are a respectable, understanding, White man or woman, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! You make America proud with the understanding and compassion that you show for all, no matter the color of their skin. You are more important that you know.
Your wisdom and leadership are needed in times like these. Our president's citizenship is questioned, because he's Black, and to prove he doesn't belong. Minorities can't get home loans and White home loans have increased 300% since the crash. Inner city schools loosing funding three times faster than suburban schools, I can go on forever.
This song isn't about respectable Whites. "Listen Up. Ya Honkey!" is to those FEW White HONKEYS AND CRACKAS that disrespect Black people because of fear.
HONKEY: A White person that hates (fears) because of race. As a result, this hate (fear) makes life harder for everyday people, a downgrade on the World.
CRACKA: A White person that makes comments and forms opinions insensitive to the plight of the minority. Whites have had QUITE the head start here in the grand ol USA ;).
We have come a long way as a nation. It's hard to believe the civil war was only 150 years ago. Unfortunately, there are still leftovers of that "I'm a White person, so I'm better" mentality, stinking up the internet and social groups. Worthless honkeys!
This racial guide isn't about fans, sales, popularity, money, or me, its about respect. However, I do hope my White fans understand why I had to do this. I had to make clear what is OK, and what is NOT OK, and I had to get folks attention. Chances are, if you are D.E. fan, you are strong-minded and this song isn't intended for you.
"Listen Up, Ya Honkey!", is truly about God telling me to use this new found attention (Lynch's "Coat", Tech's "6s & 7s") to deliver a message of peace, respect, and understanding the way only The D.E. could. So I did as told, as The D.E. would ;).
"Listen Up, Ya Honkey!" will be on the TV news, papers, and hot net sites. The message of respect will spread worldwide and the video comments will serve as a worldwide forum on race, in which I control. Lucky for the World.
Just like a cracka, some of you will take offense to my message, and "discredit the messenger" by talking bad about me. That's what you honkeys do when you get your feelings hurt. You discredit the messenger to put your paranoid cracka peer's minds at ease. You will actually be against respect. You will be identified as a cracka, ya cracka!
With this one song, I will gain a million fans, and a million haters. So be it.
First Degree The D.E. "Listen Up, Ya Honkey!" On sale digitally May 24, 2011. Don't illegal download ya cracka!
FIRST DEGREE THE D.E. "SUPER BLACK, VOICE OF THE VOICELESS" soon!
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FIRST DEGREE THE D.E.'S "LISTEN UP, YA HONKEY!" IS DEDICATED TO THE RACIST AND INSENSITIVE.
If you are a respectable, understanding, White man or woman, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! You make America proud with the understanding and compassion that you show for all, no matter the color of their skin. You are more important that you know.
Your wisdom and leadership are needed in times like these. Our president's citizenship is questioned, because he's Black, and to prove he doesn't belong. Minorities can't get home loans and White home loans have increased 300% since the crash. Inner city schools loosing funding three times faster than suburban schools, I can go on forever.
This song isn't about respectable Whites. "Listen Up. Ya Honkey!" is to those FEW White HONKEYS AND CRACKAS that disrespect Black people because of fear.
HONKEY: A White person that hates (fears) because of race. As a result, this hate (fear) makes life harder for everyday people, a downgrade on the World.
CRACKA: A White person that makes comments and forms opinions insensitive to the plight of the minority. Whites have had QUITE the head start here in the grand ol USA ;).
We have come a long way as a nation. It's hard to believe the civil war was only 150 years ago. Unfortunately, there are still leftovers of that "I'm a White person, so I'm better" mentality, stinking up the internet and social groups. Worthless honkeys!
This racial guide isn't about fans, sales, popularity, money, or me, its about respect. However, I do hope my White fans understand why I had to do this. I had to make clear what is OK, and what is NOT OK, and I had to get folks attention. Chances are, if you are D.E. fan, you are strong-minded and this song isn't intended for you.
"Listen Up, Ya Honkey!", is truly about God telling me to use this new found attention (Lynch's "Coat", Tech's "6s & 7s") to deliver a message of peace, respect, and understanding the way only The D.E. could. So I did as told, as The D.E. would ;).
"Listen Up, Ya Honkey!" will be on the TV news, papers, and hot net sites. The message of respect will spread worldwide and the video comments will serve as a worldwide forum on race, in which I control. Lucky for the World.
Just like a cracka, some of you will take offense to my message, and "discredit the messenger" by talking bad about me. That's what you honkeys do when you get your feelings hurt. You discredit the messenger to put your paranoid cracka peer's minds at ease. You will actually be against respect. You will be identified as a cracka, ya cracka!
With this one song, I will gain a million fans, and a million haters. So be it.
First Degree The D.E. "Listen Up, Ya Honkey!" On sale digitally May 24, 2011. Don't illegal download ya cracka!
FIRST DEGREE THE D.E. "SUPER BLACK, VOICE OF THE VOICELESS" soon!
peace.
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