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Stephen Colbert rejection #1: The Word

I've been trying to get a job writing for "The Colbert Report" from the very beginning. But holy crap - it's crazy competitive. Here's the first part of my latest (rejected) submission.

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Categories: Politics Parody

Keywords: Stephen Colbert The Word I've Been Trying Get a Job 'The Colbert Report' The Very Holy Crap Adam Mutterperl Comedy Central The Colbert Report Reject rejection castration europe chemical Czech Republic rejected jokes

Credits: Adam Mutterperl, Comedy Central

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