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The mistakes you made as a child haunt your life forever. How much blood will you shed to stay alive?

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Added about 1 month ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: Saw VI Teddy Ruxpin Ben Schwartz Rejected Jokes Horror Blood Jigsaw guns n roses ucb sketch parody Halloween gore fetish fear

Credits: Ben Schwartz

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RjT

RjT

Maybe I clicked funny too soon. I thought it was gonna take a different direction. xlnt tho.

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Onscreen_Chemistry

Really well done!

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Miss_Anthropy

i used to love teddy ruxpin ... until hius batteries would run low... then he sounded possessed... maybe he was all along... maybe thats why I now love metal... all the peices are beginning to come together now...

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rougeduck

rougeduck

Awesome! I used to love teddy! He read me ninja turtles stories.

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Stabitha

Stabitha

scary not funny

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merppanda

merppanda

That was not funny at all, just super messed up. Though as a kid, I was scared of that damn doll...

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paula_3

paula_3

WTF!!!

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BigDickJones

Kinda sick. But cute.

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RichardPierre

That was messed up. You ruined my childhood. Keep up the awesomeness!

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crowstar

crowstar

There's boobs on the x-ray.

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