Marnie Tethers (Brittany Snow) loves musical performance. So much, in fact, that... more »
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director- Jon Mackey
Writer- Dave Ferguson
Producer- Libby de Leon
Coordinator- Ross Buran
DP- Carissa Dorson
1st AC- Bianca Garcia
Gaffer- Jacob Abrams
Key Grip- Charles Cartwright
hair- Aviva Perea
wardrobe- Jordy Scheinberg
Prop Master- Brad Salo
Art Assistant- Heather Droulliard, Carlii Barajas
Sound- Danny Carpenter via BoTown Sound
PA- Connor Glass, Marcos Gonzalez
Actors
Brittany Snow
Libby de Leon
Sean Dacanay
Matt Kirsch
Welton Gite
Mike Rhodes
Bunny Gibson
Vanessa Wolf

[door knocking]
Brittany Snow: ♪ Shot through
the heart [bing] ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ It's not to late for you
to say yes, to a date, ♪
Brittany Snow: with Darrell.
Brittany Snow: (Voiceover) My name is
Marnie Tethers, and I provide
Brittany Snow: a singing telegram service
for Valentine's Day.
Brittany Snow: I used to do Christmas
caroling, but I'm not allowed
Brittany Snow: to do that anymore, and
I can't tell you why.
Brittany Snow: ♪ L-O-V-E ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Love ♪
Brittany Snow: (Voiceover) There are two
things that I know in my
Brittany Snow: heart of hearts.
Brittany Snow: One, people love
Valentine's Day.
Brittany Snow: And two, people love
singing telegrams.
[door knocking]
Brittany Snow: ♪ Singing telegrams ♪
Male Voice 1: Fuck off.
[music plays]
Brittany Snow: (Voiceover) The difference
between me, and some
Brittany Snow: generic reading card, is tha
t I make things personal,
Brittany Snow: very personal.
Brittany Snow: ♪ Never going to give you crabs ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Never going to give you warts ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Never going to give
you herpes, or chlamydia ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Roger got an STD test ♪
[music stops]
Brittany Snow: ♪ It was inconclusive ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Oops Dave slept
with a teen ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ At least she's 18, but
you're still his queen ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ He's sorry, sorry ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ Who is the father ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ You
You ♪
Male Voice 2: LAPD Freeze!
Brittany Snow: Not going back.
Male Voice 3: All units
respond. We got a female
perpetrator dressed as a
Baha man running down the street.
Brittany Snow: Why do I do it you ask?
Well, I guess I just love
Brittany Snow: spreading love, and
business is booming.
[crying is heard]
[she whines]
Brittany Snow: ♪ Love is in the air ♪
Bunny Gibson: My husband's dead.
Brittany Snow: I know a thing or
two about love.
Brittany Snow: I'm in a very happy, healthy relationship
Brittany Snow: with a certain
celebrity boyfriend.
Brittany Snow: (whispers) Skrillex.
Brittany Snow: And I just want to help
others find that person who
Brittany Snow: makes their heart go...
[music plays as she
sings to the rhythm]
Brittany Snow: Oh my God!
[music stops]
Brittany Snow: (Voiceover)
♪ You're not a single lady ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ You're not a single lady ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ You're not a single lady ♪
Brittany Snow: [whining and singing]
♪ You're not a single lady ♪
Brittany Snow: ♪ No No No No
No No No ♪
[whining]
Brittany Snow: You are so single.
[still whining]
[inaudible]
[whining continues]

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