First Date Poop

A man will go to extreme lengths to not poop in front of his date... Come see the next Sketch Cram on Saturday, September 13th at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles! For details go here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1383

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Categories: Sketch

Keywords: sketch cram UCB upright citizens brigade date burritos Doug Jones Meghan Parks Michael Cassady Jason Horton Justin Donaldson

Credits: Written by: Eric Appel, Directed & Edited by: Justin Donaldson, Cast: Doug Jones, Michael Cassady, Meghan Parks, and Jason Horton

Comments (13)

Comment:

lux

wow! that ALMOST could’ve been the best first date — ever!!

posted about 11 months ago

TallyBlue

HA HA! Never had this happen to me before…

posted about 11 months ago

Mydnyte

Crappy video. And I mean that in a good way. It was funny.

posted about 11 months ago

Abbi_Marie

love

posted about 11 months ago

cali_livin

HaHa no joke I think evereones been in that position where there embarrased to drop a duece at someones house wether it’s at a dates house or just somewhere you feel uncomfotable….....

posted about 12 months ago