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Added about 10 months ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: 5 years big ups twilight Vampire movie parody dracula bite suck Blood relationship boyfriend goth menstruate period oral sex

Credits: Starring Kristen Carney & Jacob Fleisher
Directed & Edited by Jenessa Joffee
Written by Jacob Fleisher
Sound & Lighting by Jason Bounds
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