Aziz Ansari - Glow in the Dark Standup Tour - Tickets on Sale Now from Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari - Glow in the Dark Standup Tour - Tickets on Sale Now
Aziz Ansari (Human Giant, Flight of the Conchords) is doing a standup tour. Go see him live! Visit azizisbored.com for more details.

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"Make no mistakes, Pearl will get her rent money one way or another."
"The DEVIL made me do it."
"Janie's got a gun, and some matches, and some gasoline, and an alibi."
"Holly's Hobby."
"I'm gettin' nuttin for christmas...Mommy and daddy are mad...I'm getting nuttin for christmas, cuz I've been nuttin but bad."
- blade
"i told her i dont like turnips."
"Buy my girl scout cookies...or else."
- blade
"THAT DARNED CAT"
"I also can also see dead people, spin my head around 360 degrees, communicate with people telepathically, talk to ghosts through the tv, and run my own religious cult."
- jcee
"Really Mother Liver again?"
"Make no mistakes, Pearl will get her rent money one way or another."
                     
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